Hakketomat for Delegate: We're going raider!

[Hakketomat]

Good day everyone!

It's a pleasure to stand in front of you! I do love the attention. Take a good look at me! When you get back home, all you will see is a boring looking spouse/partner or a sad mirror image, so enjoy the current view you have!

I have the greatest ideas for XKI! Ideas so crazy they might just work! We're going to be raiders! Yes, you heard that right. We're gonna drop our defender practices because they are lame and out of fashion. Instead, we're gonna have so much fun taking things that don't belong to us. See those guys in that region over there? They have a nice community. Would be a shame if someone other than us destroyed it... Besides, they have a boring looking WFE so we need to spice it up with our very own inspired wall of text in which we congratulate ourselves on a job well done! Yeah, that was funny, right? You should laugh. I got that joke from my 5-year-old niece.

But... can't forget... in a world like this where appearance is all that matters, we must be chill people. So that is why we're gonna invite everyone onto our Discord server. We're gonna have fun with them. We'll play games together and we'll laugh. Of course, our target regions won't be in on that because they probably aren't involved on Discord. That means that they aren't relevant. So while we throw crap at regions and communities around NS, we'll party it up with other unaffected communities. They'll think we are awesome people and not so bad as we are perceived to be.

Seriously! This is like having a cake and eating it too! It's the Corporate Social Responsibility model of R/D. Screw some area and shine in another area. Heck... let's call a spade a spade. We're DP'ing NS! It's gonna be great and people are gonna love us

So if you want an awesome XKI, vote me for Delegate! I'll get the job done

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I do not hold any position of responsibility within any region outside XKI.

Citizenship is held in TSP and TEP

[Flying Eagles]

Sir, what crimes are you slandering accusing your opponent of?

[Hakketomat]

Let's not focus on my competition before they have their campaign set up

[HumanSanity]

This post is an excellent argument for defending.

[Jabberwocky]

A peculiar platform at best.

[archinstinct]

That was beautiful (screw raiding).

[Hakketomat]

Mar 2, 2021 21:52:57 GMT -5 Jabberwocky said:

A peculiar platform at best.

What's so peculiar?

[Hakketomat]

Mar 3, 2021 17:59:16 GMT -5 Control said:

Wisch, do you plan to keep the Delegate's Prerogative option on SC voting polls?

Glad you asked Wisch and I'm assuming you would ask me as well, so I'll asnwer!

I will encourage people to vote for Delegate's Prerogative! That will give me the freedom to vote as I see fit! In other words; can do as I want!

[Control]

I was actually going to ask if you planned to keep any of the other options. Will we be able to vote Yes and No?

[Hakketomat]

They will be there! Some traditions are worth keeping even if I don't agree with them

[HumanSanity]

Is defending not one of those traditions?

[Hakketomat]

Some traditions are better left in the past as they aren't as desirable as other traditions such as yes/no/delegete's prerogative.

I mean, many nations that are now considered civilised used to have public executions and stuff... would you want that?

[Flying Eagles]

Mar 3, 2021 20:17:00 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

Some traditions are better left in the past as they aren't as desirable as other traditions such as yes/no/delegete's prerogative.

I mean, many nations that are now considered civilised used to have public executions and stuff... would you want that?

Records on our Discord show that you have committed at least twenty-two public executions. Do you plan to stop this practice?

[Jabberwocky]

That doesn't count the private executions.

[Hakketomat]

The executions on discord are not real. That is evidenced by the fact that the executee still talks after the execution

[Zaberaz Hapang]

Hakke, may I ask what are your unironic plans?

[Hakketomat]

That question sounds like an insult...
I like being taken seriously. That's why I have during previous elections also answered Paff's series of questions. I've taken my time for this stuff

[archinstinct]

Out of curiosity, what's your actual platform? New here so I haven't seen your past platforms during elections. A link would be helpful.

[Hakketomat]

Here are my two previous delegate election campaigns. Not sure if you can read them since you aren't masked
10000islands.proboards.com/thread/39923/hakketomat-delegate-make-tito-democratic
10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38600/hakke-delegate-choice

[Aersoldorf]

What’s your stance on tax funded harems for former Delegates?

[Hakketomat]

If they are tax funded, they should be open to the public

[Aersoldorf]

#Wish4Wich

[Hakketomat]

I would like to take this opportunity to say that my name has nothing to do with witchcraft nor voodoo!

[Aersoldorf]

You just lost the Wiccan vote

[Hakketomat]

So I lost one vote... big whoop

[Zaberaz Hapang]

Mar 5, 2021 9:19:00 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

I would like to take this opportunity to say that my name has nothing to do with witchcraft nor voodoo!

Wait. Hakketomat can be abbeviated to Hakke. You can go from Hakke to hakk, and that can be heard as hack. And from that to hacker. Would you like a hacker as delegate?

[Hakketomat]

Uhm... yes?
Hackers are smart

[Aersoldorf]

Do you prefer fins, feathers or fur?

[Hakketomat]

Fur

[Aersoldorf]

Would you support any special celebration/events surrounding our 2 millionth forum post if we should reach that milestone during your term?