Does anyone have a cigarette?

[Louisistan]

Louisistan: Does anyone have a cigarette?
Donnee: We only started half an hour ago.
Louisistan: Yes. I'd like to smoke it and then have someone shoot me.

[Donnee]

Donnee : We're not going to shoot you.

Louisistan : Why not?

Donnee : We're out of cigarettes. Can't violate Execution Protocols, you know.

Louisistan : Get one from that Smoking Camel Tanzoria .

Donnee : Not without a Formal Decree from His Old Smokyness.

[Jabberwocky]

I had a cigarette here...where is it...it was here just 30 years ago.

[Donnee]

Donnee : Aerso, we need a security detail to raid The Mad Surfer offices.

Aersoldorf : Why?

Donnee : Jabber's hiding 30 year old cigarettes there.

Aersoldorf : That's not a crime.

Donnee : No, but "Delaying An Unauthorized Execution" is.

Louisistan : Just one puff. One.

[Jabberwocky]

Sandy Shoals was seen smoking cigarettes at XKI Casino recently.

[Hakketomat]

Would a cigar be good enough?

[Michi]

Would a vape pen suffice?

[Hakketomat]

No

[Donnee]

Mar 16, 2021 10:14:13 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

Would a cigar be good enough?

No, it takes too long to smoke and only serves to delay the executions past closing time.

[Hakketomat]

But it has a lot nicer flavour!

[Donnee]

So does pipe tobacco, but it has no business being any part of an execution.

[Hakketomat]

It is if it's the last wish...

[Donnee]

His last wish is that he won't really be shot.

[Michi]

Just means he won't be shot up with the antidote for the poison.

[Hakketomat]

He can still have a cigar

[Donnee]

In your own words:

Mar 19, 2021 17:08:14 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

No

[Hakketomat]

He deserves a cigar!

[Donnee]

Pink Floyd, yes. But Louis is no Pink Floyd.

[Aersoldorf]

Mar 18, 2021 17:04:38 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

It is if it's the last wish...

If his last wish is for pipe tobacco or a vape pen then he deserves to be executed. If they grant you a wish, you wish for unlimited wishes and then you wish yourself off of death row, duh.

[Hakketomat]

But what if his last wish is a cigar?

[Aersoldorf]

Equally as deserving of execution

[Sandy Shoals]

I'll give you one of my smokes. Unfiltered.

[Michi]

It's $400 fee to give someone smokes, $450 if they're unfiltered.

[Donnee]

An excellent discussion. However, Louis' last wish was that he be shot.

Mar 6, 2021 16:25:27 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Louisistan : Does anyone have a cigarette?
Donnee : We only started half an hour ago.
Louisistan : Yes. I'd like to smoke it and then have someone shoot me.

[Hakketomat]

Well he should have a cigar before being shot

[Donnee]

He didn't wish for a cigar.

[Hakketomat]

He should have

[Donnee]

Granted, it would have shown some originality.

[Jabberwocky]

Cigars are by far preferable to cigarettes.