Dromedary League guarantees security of citizens

[Tanzoria]

In light of the recent agitation by former Mayor Louisistan, supporters of Mayor Tanzoria have formed voluntary armed units known as the Dromedary League. I grant these patriots my official sanction, and appoint Echolilia as their head with the title of Chief CAMEL (Chief Advanced Mighty ELite Lordly Spammer). The league will eliminate saboteurs from society. A fee of 10% of weekly income will be required to pay for the league's upkeep.

[Louisistan]

So you're guaranteeing out security, but not our safety.

[Tanzoria]

I guarantee violence

[Louisistan]

That much has become painfully obvious.

[Tanzoria]

Never back down from bullies

[Louisistan]

Indeed. I'm not backing down from you.

[Tanzoria]

You're making a huge mistake

[Louisistan]

You underestimate me.

[Donnee]

My emancipated Minions stand by -- bananas drawn -- to fight at the side of the Most Evil One.

[Tanzoria]

Apr 18, 2021 8:42:44 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

You underestimate me.

You are a man of prodigious skill and cunning. So am I.

[Tanzoria]

Apr 18, 2021 16:02:19 GMT -5 Donnee said:

My emancipated Minions stand by -- bananas drawn -- to fight at the side of the Most Evil One.

Do you swear to follow whatever orders I give you, even if they result in your death?

[Louisistan]

Am I jumping the gun, Tanz, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

[Donnee]

Apr 18, 2021 22:29:02 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Do you swear to follow whatever orders I give you, even if they result in your death?

Of course. Aren't all Taco Islanders just begging to die under your Magnificent Tyrannical Reign?