Best to take the moment present

[Tanzoria]

as a present for the moment

[Jabberwocky]

You got me a present! That's so thoughtful!

[Hakketomat]

Nobody else is present to witness it, though

[Jabberwocky]

Here, I present you with a camera to document the event.

[Donnee]

That still presents us with the problem of where to publish it.

[Hakketomat]

It would have to be through governmental channels as they are the only ones you can trust

[Valentian Elysium]

someone said there were presents being given?

[Liberdon]

They’re empty though…

[Donnee]

But they were nicely wrapped.

[Jabberwocky]

Image, they say, is everything

[Donnee]

They also say it's the thought that counts.

[Jabberwocky]

I'm beginning to doubt there's a present involved.

[Donnee]

It could all be just a conspiratorial hoax.

[Liberdon]

Then who is this pink and yellow striped box from?

[Jabberwocky]

A decoy.

[Donnee]

Just a bright, shiny object to distract you.

[Jabberwocky]

Delivered by Pandora.

[Liberdon]

Nope, completely empty except for a banana peel

[Donnee]

We had nothing to do with that either.

[Jabberwocky]

Deniability is everything.

[Donnee]

Plausibility helps, too, but it's not really essential.

[Jabberwocky]

Especially if you're a politician

[Liberdon]

The best thing to do is to never deny anything or admit to anything. That way they’ll never know…

[Jabberwocky]

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.