Maybe you don't wish to give offense, sir

[Tanzoria]

But you are givin' it pretty thick

[Liberdon]

Have you ever tried to wrap offense? It’s hard.

[Jabberwocky]

I bite not my thumb at thee, sir, but, sir, I bite my thumb.

[Donnee]

They say you should try to learn something new everyday.

So far I've learned to never try to wrap a fence or put my thumb in a place it doesn't belong in the first place.

I'm going to pass these little nuggets along to my pretty thick Life Coach.

[Jabberwocky]

You could compile a volume of such gems and publish it.

[Donnee]

Yeah. I've got two already without doing much research. Maybe I can get an advance on the royalties.

[Liberdon]

I’ll give you a crown for the first volume.

[Jabberwocky]

For a crown, it had better be autographed.

[Liberdon]

I hope you know I don’t understand British currency. I’m offering a paper crown I made when I was six.

[Donnee]

No thanks. I still have the one my mommy made me at 5.

[Jabberwocky]

That's either touching or troubling

[Aersoldorf]

Or both