A Grand Snowball Fight

[Hakketomat]

So you are flying above the snow instead?

[Aersoldorf]

Hovering would be more accurate

[Hakketomat]

So you'll have to wait till it melts before you can walk?

[Aersoldorf]

Or catch a nice breeze to a cleaner area

[Hakketomat]

We still have a few months to go before the snow clears

[Aersoldorf]

Not where I am

[Hakketomat]

So why are you still hovering?

[Aersoldorf]

Style points

[Hakketomat]

I think you look rather daft

[Aersoldorf]

That's exactly the look I was going for, keeps others underestimating me.

[Hakketomat]

But you're getting no style points

[Aersoldorf]

What are you on about? I’m atop the leaderboard

[Hakketomat]

You're hovering above it, yeah. But you're not listed on it

[Aersoldorf]

But, but Oprah said I was the winner

[Hakketomat]

She said that to three people...

[Aersoldorf]

well duh - me, myself and I...

[Hakketomat]

She is wrong though

[Aersoldorf]

Her army of followers are going to track you down and hurt you

[Hakketomat]

Let them come! I'll feed on them and become stronger

[Aersoldorf]

Don’t really think you’d get stronger on a junk food diet

[Hakketomat]

If that's what they eat, they won't be able to catch me

[Aersoldorf]

Not what I said, but ok

[Hakketomat]

Oh you mean to say that they are junk?

[Aersoldorf]

You catch on quickly

[Hakketomat]

Well it really depends on what they eat and how they otherwise stay healthy. That determines their blood quality

[Aersoldorf]

Let's be honest, the majority of that audience is made up of couch potatoes

[Hakketomat]

So they won't be able to track me down and hurt me...

[Aersoldorf]

But they won’t provide you with any nutritional value either

[Hakketomat]

No worries, I'll find someone else to feed on

[Aersoldorf]

You can start with Biden