Is Hakke a horrorlord?

[Liberdon]

Time for our resident vampire to be exposed. Before voting, carefully consider all the evidence, including Hakke’s Discord profile pic and status. And not to sway anyone’s opinion, but the obvious answer is yes.

As additional evidence, I present Case A-Hakke has bitten and will bite again:


Case B-Hakke’s NS description:

To be fair, I suppose I must present the other side. So, here’s Hakke’s defense:

[Valentian Elysium]

He is kind of spooky

[Hakketomat]

I would objectively say that I'm not

[Hakketomat]

I would say that your use of the light theme on NS makes you a horrorlord

[Flying Eagles]

May 11, 2022 16:59:35 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

I would say that your use of the light theme on NS makes you a horrorlord

You greatly offend my use of light mode

[Liberdon]

May 11, 2022 16:59:35 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

I would say that your use of the light theme on NS makes you a horrorlord

It was the default…

[Jabberwocky]

I want to speak up here as a longtime friend of our current Chief Executive, which office should not be held against him. I knew him when he was a much maligned local vampire being tormented by angry villagers bearing torches and pitchforks. Fortunately, reason prevailed then, even as I hope it will now, and soon Hakke was seen walking the small town dispensing hugs!! That, my fellow Islanders, is not the behavior of a horrorlord.

[Liberdon]

How much did Hakke pay you to say that?

[Hakketomat]

A lot of people here know me as a nice hugger

[Jabberwocky]

For the record, Hakke has never hugged me, but his reputation is untarnished nonetheless.

[Hakketomat]

*hugs Jabberwocky*

[Liberdon]

How come I’ve never gotten a hug from you even though I’ve given you plenty in the Hug Festival thread?

[Jabberwocky]

Get in line, lady.

[Liberdon]

hugs Hakketomat

[Hakketomat]

*hugs Liberdon*

[Flying Eagles]

*hugs Hakke*

[Hakketomat]

*hugs everyone*

[Liberdon]

Eh, wasn’t as good as I expected.

[Hakketomat]

It was better

[Liberdon]

Nope, definitely worse.

[Hakketomat]

*gives Liberdon a warm and loving hug*

[Liberdon]

Blegh

[Hakketomat]

You're gonna like my hugs or else!

[Liberdon]

Hmm, I need to know my options. What’s the “or else?”

[Jabberwocky]

Listen, that was a lot easier than you expected. And a lot more pleasant that torches and pitchforks.

[Cataryn]

May 11, 2022 16:59:35 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

I would say that your use of the light theme on NS makes you a horrorlord

NS darkmode is horrific.

[Hakketomat]

It's horrifically terrific, yeah

[Valentian Elysium]

May 11, 2022 15:04:53 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

I would objectively say that I'm not

sure sure