Post by Flying Eagles on Jul 1, 2020 16:31:21 GMT -5
In the words of Strong Bad... HOLY CRAP!
Oh well, nice try.
LMAO, That is a good one there.
I've actually got quite the story about that one. It involves a love interest and her mother.
A long story short, the mother is the midget.
Give us the story. We want to know!
At the time this happened, we were probably together for about half a year. My girlfriend was awesome, one of those people that are just nice because it's the nice thing to do.
One night I went to Vegas to see The Offspring. It was a pretty good show, but I didn't get home until nearly 4 AM with school the next day. When I got to school, I was quite tired. My girlfriend decided I should still be sleeping, so we got into my car and she gave me a ride home. We got to my house and I crashed.
I'm not sure how much later it was, but I woke up to someone knocking on my door. As an instinct, I got up to answer it, only to see my girlfriend's mother.
First, some history on this one. I'm white and my girlfriend is Native American. We never really had a problem, but her parents were a different story. They were pretty traditional about things, and I'd even been warned about staying way from her. I thought they were just threats, but I guess I'll accept them as warnings now.
So yeah, I open the door and my girlfriend's mom, probably no more than 5 feet tall, is standing there. She starts by asking "Where's my daughter," but begins to attack me before I have a chance to stop crapping my pants. She pulls me down by my hair and starts punching me in the back of my head. My girlfriend screams at her mom and then tackles her off of me. I'm left standing there, only to wonder "wtf."
I didn't get physical for the episode because I wasn't ready to hit my girlfriend's mom. When she turned on my girlfriend though I couldn't just there and watch.
There was some violence and hatred flying around for a few minutes. Then her dad came in, the guy's a tank, and he put me on a guilt trip for a few hours. They pulled her out of school for the rest of the year.
LMAO, Now that is a good one
You got your butt kicked by a midget... haha! That's pathetic jk
That's old school stuff right there.
Hi
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In the words of Strong Bad... HOLY CRAP!
Oh well, nice try.[/quote]
LMAO, That is a good one there.[/quote]
I've actually got quite the story about that one. It involves a love interest and her mother.
A long story short, the mother is the midget.[/quote]
Give us the story. We want to know![/quote]Most people from last year would know about this story. I'm pretty sure I've told Fleeb quite a bit about it around the time it happened. Anyhow, it's story time.
At the time this happened, we were probably together for about half a year. My girlfriend was awesome, one of those people that are just nice because it's the nice thing to do.
One night I went to Vegas to see The Offspring. It was a pretty good show, but I didn't get home until nearly 4 AM with school the next day. When I got to school, I was quite tired. My girlfriend decided I should still be sleeping, so we got into my car and she gave me a ride home. We got to my house and I crashed.
I'm not sure how much later it was, but I woke up to someone knocking on my door. As an instinct, I got up to answer it, only to see my girlfriend's mother.
First, some history on this one. I'm white and my girlfriend is Native American. We never really had a problem, but her parents were a different story. They were pretty traditional about things, and I'd even been warned about staying way from her. I thought they were just threats, but I guess I'll accept them as warnings now.
So yeah, I open the door and my girlfriend's mom, probably no more than 5 feet tall, is standing there. She starts by asking "Where's my daughter," but begins to attack me before I have a chance to stop crapping my pants. She pulls me down by my hair and starts punching me in the back of my head. My girlfriend screams at her mom and then tackles her off of me. I'm left standing there, only to wonder "wtf."
I didn't get physical for the episode because I wasn't ready to hit my girlfriend's mom. When she turned on my girlfriend though I couldn't just there and watch.
There was some violence and hatred flying around for a few minutes. Then her dad came in, the guy's a tank, and he put me on a guilt trip for a few hours. They pulled her out of school for the rest of the year.[/quote]Wow, that's a pretty hilarious story; but it sounds like you actually [i]have[/i] fought a midget... even if it was the midget fighting you...[/quote]
LMAO, Now that is a good one[/quote]It's crazy to think that less than a week ago, everything turned seemingly perfect. I met the family and it seems as though her parents actually like me. Her dad told me that I'm now considered an in-law because I met their entire family. I guess we didn't go through a year and a half worth of crap for nothing :D[/quote]Ahahahaha, nice story Shizensky.[/quote]
You got your butt kicked by a midget... haha! That's pathetic jk ;)[/quote]Yeah, I think that beats my story about getting in a dispute over transformers and using a 2x4 on a Decepticon lover. [/quote]
That's old school stuff right there.[/quote]Shiz doesn't explicitly say the midget story is about him himself.[/quote]Whee! That's as far back as I could go.[/quote][/quote]
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