RIP Christopher Reeves

[Free Guns For All]

Batman's better.

[Echolilia]

Dr. McNinja.

[Biblical Importance]

Superman's not dead. He simply stubbed his toe.

[Echolilia]

He reverted to comic books.

[Free Guns For All]

A woman walks into a bar on the 10th floor of a building. She gets to the bar and one of the drunk says to her "Hey, this beer makes me fly". The woman says "Oh yeah, prove it". The drunk drinks his beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building, and climbs back in. The woman asks him to do that again. The drunk drinks his beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building, and climbs back in. The woman says "I'll have what he's having". She drinks her beer, jumps out the window, and falls to her death. The bartender says "Superman, you're such an butthole when you're drunk".

[Echolilia]

She was evil.