The Joke Game

[Bigfist]

Aug 8, 2010 20:31:46 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

Here's a funny joke: Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber isn't funny, just stupid,dumb,gross, and weak. Just because he's like that doesn't mean you make fun of him.



(oh and you're right-he is funny)

[Free Guns For All]

Two men were going hunting on one of their properties.
One man said to the other man "Hey, I can see your bedroom from here. Who's the guy in there with your wife?"
The other man said "What? You're kidding".
He takes a look and sure enough, a man is in his bedroom with his wife.
He tells the other man "shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates".
The other man says "I can get both in one shot".

[Echolilia]

Aug 8, 2010 20:31:46 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

Here's a funny joke: Justin Bieber.

Laughing all the way to the bank?

[Free Guns For All]

[Echolilia]

[La Vida De Sangre]

A robber breaks into a house with nobody inside it. He begins to steal something, when he hears a voice.

"God is watching you."

The man peers around the corner to see who made the statement, but there is nobody in sight. He puts another item into his sack when he hears the voice again.

"God is watching you."

He drops the sack, and walks toward the voice.

"God is watching you."

He peers around the corner, and sees a parrot in a cage. He laughs.

'Hello birdie! And who just might you be?"

The parrot responds. "Edmund."

The man laughs louder. "Edmund? Who names their parrot Edmund?"

"The same person who named his pit bull God." The parrot answered.

[Free Guns For All]

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

[La Vida De Sangre]

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

[Free Guns For All]

Pessimism is knowing the light at the end of the tunnel is that of an oncoming train.

[Echolilia]

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it; Fifty people swindled!” Fifty people swindled! Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, "Hey kid, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out, "read all about it; Fifty-one people swindled!”