Maple-Taco Cup I: the OFFICIAL thread!

[Gluuland]

Next time... They're monkey meat.........

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

if you can catch them.

[Gluuland]

*waves a video tape in the air*
wait til all the refs see this...
Ive checked it just now, so dont think you can switch it... It clearly shows all the details...

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

*swoosh

Check the tape, it may have just been magnetically erased...

[Gluuland]

*checks tape*
Curse you!
Thankfully ive made several back-ups..... ;D

[Kericia]

Quarterfinal Results:

(1)Ninja-Monkeys - 2
(8)NoFunNinjas - 1

(4)Omnivorous - 3
(5)Algal States Epiphytes - 0

(3)Gluuland Dish-Monkeys - 1
(6)Hockeynutville Nutters - 1
Gluuland Dish-Monkeys 3-1 Hockeynutville Nutters AET

(2)Ponung Büsskür B.K. - 0
(7)canada6 Maple Jays - 0
Ponung Büsskür B.K. 0-0 canada6 Maple Jays AET
Ponung Büsskür B.K. 4-5 canada6 Maple Jays APK

AET - after extra time
APK- after penalty kicks

Semifinal Schedule:
(1)Ninja-Monkeys
(4)Omnivorous

(3)Gluuland Dish-Monkeys
(7)canada6 Maple Jays

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

Bad luck Alf. Who to support now?

[Alfonia]

whaaaat! I protest! *RIOT!!!!!!*

*burns cars, takes a leak on beautiful flower arrangements*

*pillages*

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

Can you pilage me some bread please? I'm hungry.

[Kericia]

Maple-Taco Cup Semifinals:

Ninja-Monkeys - 0
Omnivorous - 3

Gluuland Dish-Monkeys - 0
canada6 Maple Jays - 0
Gluuland Dish-Monkeys 1-0 canada6 Maple Jays AET


Maple-Taco Cup Final:

From the region of Canada... Omnivorous!
and from the region of the 10000 Islands... Gluuland Dish-Monkeys!

Congrats to both finalists on making it this far!

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

Well then...i suppose our inbuilt partisan alignment will lend us to support Glu.

What are our regional Colours? Purple and Black?

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

"Reports from TheSensitiveNewAge indicate that after saying good game to Omnivorous, the Benevolent Dictator retired to his chambers with a quart of chocolate ice cream and the latest WMD Catalogue from New Dracora. Muttering about how unfair Gluuland makes to the final game."

[Hockeynutville]

I'm so conflicted here....on one hand, National pride for Canada and on the other 10KI pride. Hmmmm, only one solution to this.

All the losers are invited to my house to get drunk off their rockers and party like there's no tomorrow

[Alfonia]

*pillages some bread for Sinn*

*Jumps on car*
*pushes it down a slope*
*attacks the nearest parking machine with a baseball bat*

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

Nice one. Yes, i think an all losers party is the only solution. And then a little more mindless pillaging.

[Kericia]

Maple-Taco Cup FINAL:

Omnivorous - 2
Gluuland Dish-Monkeys - 1

Omnivorous, congrats on your victory in the first-ever Maple-Taco Cup! And to Glu, better luck next time... And that 5000 that goes to the winner? It does go to Omnivorous! (his 10KI account)

Thanks to all nations that competed, and TSNA for really setting this up with the region of Canada... see you all next tournament...

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Yay Omnivorous!

[Kericia]

Here's the final standings, based on the tournament results and points earned in qualifying:

1. Omnivorous
2. Gluuland Dish-Monkeys
3. Ninja-Monkeys
4. canada6 Maple Jays
5. Ponung Büsskür B.K.
6. Algal States Epiphytes
7. Hockeynutville Nutters
8. NoFunNinjas
9. Ninja Pirates
10. Sinn's Fenian Warriors
11. Pt Chattanooga FC
12. Durass Lancers
13. New Dracora Dragons
14. Boreal Tundra
15. Kericia Seagulls

[Gluuland]

Well, we're still the best team in the xki... ;D
So pathetic, you could at least take the bullet proof glass off of the prize...

[omnivorous]

naslund said:

I'm so conflicted here....on one hand, National pride for Canada and on the other 10KI pride. Hmmmm, only one solution to this.

All the losers are invited to my house to get drunk off their rockers and party like there's no tomorrow

What about winners...?

I'm elated to be victorious on the debut of a tournament that shall bring great things to both Canada and 10000 Islands as well as great things between us. I raise my glass (of scotch, no less) in thanking those who took part.

32 goals in total; 2 ¹⁰/₁₁ per game - who says that football is no longer attractive?

[Alfonia]

*Stops pillaging*

You put it so well!

*raises glass filled with pillaged beer*

To the winners, and the participants!

[Hockeynutville]

Yeeah!!!!!!!

*Raises mug, stumbles then prompty falls over*

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

*raises glass

Hear Hear! Hey, maybe one of the these days I'll be in the top spot instead of my prepetual third.

Meanwhile in Canada, cheers are raised for Omnivorus, and some pledges to do better next year.

[Gluuland]

*raises empty glass*
Who took my drink!?

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[Hockeynutville]

Maybe you should simply have the final qualifiying round standings, the playoff results and the overall final standings posted and bookmarked.

[Alfonia]

js1490 said:

*raises empty glass*
Who took my drink!?

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heehee oops... *points at Sinn, looks very guilty, then hides behind a chair*

[omnivorous]

naslund said:

Yeeah!!!!!!!

*Raises mug, stumbles then prompty falls over*

There is nothing like the feeling of getting drunk after a fantasy football tournament...

Now *gets out of secret inside coat pocket* who wants some poteen?

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

*raises tankard of ale*
Congratulations to everyone. That was a fun competition. Just to let you know, The prize money will work its way towards you soon.

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Poteen?

[Gluuland]

*throws dishes at the chair guarding alf*
*decides to use the easy button*
*a giant "poof" and the chair is gone in a rush of black smoke*