Alas, Alas, the fighting has passed

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

At this slight mistake Sinn was aroused,
From his slumber to the scene he caroused.
"The H is implied," young Sinn did suggest,
"And this baby has finns neither so i must digress!"

[Girlsandboys]

The face of babe turned a reddish hue,
and then she babbered right on cue,
" Hi, I'm Shinny and my Dad's Nessy!"
and the scores applauded, however messy.

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

At this implication Sinn did feint,
He a woman, and She from a lake?
Upon awakening the child he did grab,
and hailed a taxi to the nearest chemists lab!

[Girlsandboys]

Down the alley the two went racing
with extremely tall Nessy closely spacing
in on the gap of time/space between'em
"Chemist! Quick! Has anyone seen him?"

[Coyotemen]

The chemist came out, right on cue
For it was time for Sinn to get his due.
The chemist tested both day and night
But all his results gave him quite a fright.

[Girlsandboys]

" I'm embarrassed to have to communicate
that all my technology cannot repudiate,
the facts of life and wives on the sly
your dear wife Dolly, you must ask why...

[Coyotemen]

For this child is not your own
It was made from Nessy's home.
The chemist apologized yet again
And told Sinn sorry for Nessy's sins.

[Girlsandboys]

Sinn made up his mind and played hooky from school,
to duel a REAL live monster like Ness was cool!
"I'm gonna slay that lacivious worm...
adopt his child, then Dolly reform!"

[Coyotemen]

The battle raged on, for three hundred years
And Sinn never won, but made Nessy cry many tears.
"If you want her that bad, you may take her back,
But never again will I pick up your awful slack!"

[Girlsandboys]

Wrinkled and aged with skin of leather
Sinn grabbed Dolly, at last! together!
His wife worried that without Lochness,
lil Shinny might for footballers undress.

[Skwerrel]

Sinn took Dolly with speed that you can not measure,
expecting a night of unending pleasure.
The experience was bad for his heart,
for poor Sinn had become an old senile fart.

[Girlsandboys]

Near this time lil Shinny did bother
to acknowledge that Sinn was only stepfather
who fought her real Dad for all those years
sparking her half monster infantile fears

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

So Sinn did return after signing some autographs,
for to be subject of many stanzas is cause to laugh,
and he wiped away Shinny's half monster tears,
And shrieked at the mirror; all those wasted years.

[Girlsandboys]

Reunited with darling Dolly at last
was atleast a bit of congenial blast,
she had saved with her wonderous magic
a youth serum for Sinn the tragic.

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

Sinn did quaff down this serum fast,
as the effects (on the label) were said to last,
So the youthful Sinn did learn to love,
his stepdaughter Shinny like God above.

[Coyotemen]

Shinny grew older as many years passed
And her step-dad she knew, at long last
Fishing, camping, and sports they did
And Nessy's name never mentioned again.

[Echolilia]

Sinn, from his youth potion never did age,
but step daughter Shinny did begin to degrade
and the long and the short of it is one sad day
that he dug her grave, burying her away

[Minurva]

(epicness)

[Free Guns For All]

Mine's more of a riddle but here it is:

Three fourths of a cross and a circle complete
Two semi circles at a vertical meet
Next add a triangle that stands on two feet
Two semi circles and a circle complete

What is it?

Hint: Try drawing each thing.










Answer: TOBACCO

[Echolilia]

I slaved over my post in this thread, and what do others do? One word posts and riddles. That'll larn me.

[Woonsocket]

Yup.

[Minurva]

teeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Woonsocket]

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

Oh, wait, that's a limerick

[Free Guns For All]

I'm no good at poetry.

[Echolilia]

To not be good at poetry is to not be good at being human.

[Anartonia]

*adds ^ to his list of "Why Boltor is an android"*

Apr 26, 2010 20:14:40 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

Mine's more of a riddle but here it is:

Three fourths of a cross and a circle complete
Two semi circles at a vertical meet
Next add a triangle that stands on two feet
Two semi circles and a circle complete

What is it?

Hint: Try drawing each thing.










Answer: TOBACCO

That actually sounded... poetic.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

[Boltor]

Ugh

[Anartonia]

Exactly, Mr Clinky-Hands...

[Boltor]

I'm not an android.......

[Anartonia]

But you are Mr. Clinky-Hands...