Corrupt a Wish

[Aschente]

Granted, you win awards for the worst entries.

I wish to play a prank on Aersoldorf

[Savveria]

Granted, but you get pranked back by Aersoldorf

i wish i won't get hungry

[Liberdon]

Granted, you get thirsty instead.

I wish that this weekend (the best one ever) would never end.

[Aersoldorf]

Granted, but since you aren’t going to work you quickly run out of money and spend the rest of your life destitute.

I wish that the Tarheels would win a basketball National Championship before my son graduates from their med school in 3 years

[Donnee]

Granted, but in true American fashion the students celebrate by burning down the UNC med school and your son is forced to transfer to Guatemala Medical University and doesn't graduate until 2039.

I wish that my alma mater, Wisconsin, would win this year's NCAA Basketball National Championship.

[Aersoldorf]

Granted, but due to NCAA recruiting violations they're stripped of the title and banned from NCAA post-season play for the rest of your life

I wish it would never drop below 50 degrees Fahrenheit here, and never rise above 80 degrees Fahrenheit

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Granted, but also due to climate changes, it started pouring rain and never stopped, and you are now under 5 feet of water...

I wish I could go and stay on holidays forever...

[Liberdon]

Jul 16, 2023 0:15:51 GMT -5 Tuga Nation's Dragon said:

Granted, but also due to climate changes, it started pouring rain and never stopped, and you are now under 5 feet of water...

I wish I could go and stay on holidays forever...

Granted.  Unfortunately, when you arrive at your holiday destination’s airport, it is revealed that a civil war has erupted overnight in your home country and shows no chance of being resolved within the next twenty-five years, leaving you stranded indefinitely in the airport in true The Terminal fashion.

Edit: I forgot to wish for something…how about a good outcome for the 2024 election?

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Jul 30, 2023 20:24:37 GMT -5 Liberdon said:

Jul 16, 2023 0:15:51 GMT -5 Tuga Nation's Dragon said:

Granted, but also due to climate changes, it started pouring rain and never stopped, and you are now under 5 feet of water...

I wish I could go and stay on holidays forever...

Granted.  Unfortunately, when you arrive at your holiday destination’s airport, it is revealed that a civil war has erupted overnight in your home country and shows no chance of being resolved within the next twenty-five years, leaving you stranded indefinitely in the airport in true The Terminal fashion.

Edit: I forgot to wish for something…how about a good outcome for the 2024 election?

Granted... But as you didn't specified to whom the good outcome would be, the winner was exactly the one who you didn't want to win... It was a good outcome for him, after all...