Jailable Offenses

[Twobagger]

So far the only jailable offenses are:
double/triple posting
feeding the bears at the zoo
annoying the mayor or warden
being a hippy
posting in the wrong thread
not following thread rules past simple mistakes (e.g. counting up by 12 in the extreme count thread)
trolling

Conspiracy to commit any of the above crimes

picking their noses in the forum
calling the gentler gender chicks
overbearing megalomania
bad poetry
spreading lice
adding any more ingredients to 10000 islands salad dressing

Help me think of some other good crimes to commit.
And jail people for.
On the forum, I mean.

[Boltor]

Conspiracy to commit any of the above crimes

[Girlsandboys]

picking their noses in the forum
calling the gentler gender chicks
overbearing megalomania
bad poetry
spreading lice
adding any more ingredients to 10000 islands salad dressing

[Otupia]

Hey hey what did the hippies ever do to you maaaan?

[Twobagger]

)= They did a peace march through my front yard. I wouldn't mind so much except that the next day I found my dog with a "Make peace not war" sign jammed straight through his little head, ear to ear.
...
I miss Fluffy

[Blacens]

taking a dump on the mayor or wardens front lawn

[Otupia]

hey...that wasnt the hippies it was the punkrockers

[Twobagger]

I would be inclined to believe you if I hadn't heard Simon & Garfuncle blaring on their hippy-loudspeakers when they were coming through.

[MinnaCaroline]

what does posting in the wrong thread mean? I mean how would one know if one posted in the wrong thread?

[Twobagger]

Some threads have an all caps title: DO NOT OPEN THIS THREAD!

[Otupia]

hey man simon and garfunkle werent really hippies they were part of the folk movement wich is really good as well

[Girlsandboys]

want more inmates? how about misspelling becoming an offense?

[Twobagger]

wy shuold mispelling b jaliable?

[Girlsandboys]

so posters can study the dictionary, behind bars might be their only opportunity

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

I agree. Incorrect spelling is a jailable offense. As is explicit pedantry...it's a no win situation.

[Otupia]

i really dont think it should be, seeing as some people just suck at spelling. Its really a Gift

[MinnaCaroline]

People may suck at spelling however you have the nifty Spell check button at the bottom of your response so you don't necessarily have to go to Jail if you use it.

[Otupia]

unless u use quick reply....like me :-D

[Blacens]

yeah, i almost always use the quick reply

[Twobagger]

All the cool people do.

[Otupia]

so are you implying that a hippy is cool?

[Boltor]

damn hippies, damn them to tree hugging!!!!!!!!

[Twobagger]

boltor said:

d**n hippies, d**n them to tree hugging!!!!!!!!

I admit this.
Thanks Boltor.

[Otupia]

All we are saying is "Give peace a chance"

[Twobagger]

We try. Sometimes.
It doesn't work.
)=

[Otupia]

only because you bend and break

[Twobagger]

If by "bend and break" you are implying what we do to the bones of hippies who get in our way, this is correct.

[Otupia]

nah only you bend and break to the pressure of your wants rather than what is best for the world

[The Gladii]

I know Firefox has the option to check your spelling as you type. Hence, use Firefox, become cool.

[Otupia]

once i get my computer i cant wait i cant stand windows explorer, though the latest version is bearable