I used to... Alphabetically

[Thanya]

I used to -R-emember things.

[Barry]

I used to teal mattress tags. Now I'm doing 2 to 5.

[Byzesion]

I used to [t]hrow Poison in the reservoir. But the cops let me go after the Department of Water and Power fished out all those copies of Look What the Cat Dragged In.

[Barry]

I used to ntie my shoes before I went outside.

[Randomain]

I used to verify my sources, but I'm too lazy to do it any more

[Byzesion]

I used to [w]hip my hair back and forth, but then Willow F**king Smith stole my idea!

[Barry]

I used to [x]erox my hair and send a copy to Sinéad O'Connor