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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.709 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, a government program is underway to revitalize Blogotopia's beaches, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the doobie.

Blogotopia is ranked 1st in the region and 23rd in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.

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The Independent Radicals of Keshtava is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.006 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is a serious problem. Keshtava's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Credit.

Keshtava is ranked 1st in the region and 570th in the world for Largest Defense Forces (per capita).

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The Liberte Republica Socialista of Nadji is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.214 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nadji's national animal is the Canario Branco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Taller.

Nadji is ranked 1st in the region and 76th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

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The Republic of Great Economys is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 142 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Economys's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the time.

Great Economys is ranked 1st in the region and 71st in the world for Most Liberal Nations.

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The United States of Grub is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.162 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, voting is voluntary, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is pervasive. Grub's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the stubb.

Grub is ranked 1st in the region and 317th in the world for Largest Nations.

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The Rogue Nation of Panstonia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 345 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 73%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Child labor has been outlawed, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panstonia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the xe.

Panstonia is ranked 1st in the region and 1,331st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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The Slightly Paranoid Alliance of MicroGlup is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.868 billion are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Information Technology.

MicroGlup's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and the government covers the basic health care of its citizens. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. MicroGlup's national animal is the horny girl of glup, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the glllup.


MicroGlup is ranked 1st in the region and 157th in the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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The United States of Grub is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.181 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, voting is voluntary, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is pervasive. Grub's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the stubb.

Grub is ranked 1st in the region and 219th in the world for Most Devout Nations.

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The Liberte Republica Socialista of Nadji is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.252 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Organ donation is compulsory, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nadji's national animal is the Canario Branco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Taller.

Nadji is ranked 1st in the region and 60th in the world for Most Comprehensive Public Healthcare.

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The Republic of Great Economys is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 182 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Economys's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the time.

Great Economys is ranked 1st in the region and 379th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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The Nomadic Peoples of Multinatia is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 29 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although the Environment and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, all forms of advertising are banned, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime is totally unknown. Multinatia's national animal is the eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the freedom coupons.

Multinatia is ranked 1st in the region and 247th in the world for Most Income Equality.

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The United States of Grub is a massive, devout nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.21 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, voting is voluntary, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is pervasive. Grub's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the stubb.

Grub is ranked 1st in the region and 350th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

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The Liberte Republica Socialista of Nadji is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.285 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, new urban roads are threatening city parks, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nadji's national animal is the Canario Branco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Taller.

Nadji is ranked 1st in the region and 152nd in the world for Largest Public Sector.

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The Island of Cyrenean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.942 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Skateparks can be found in every city, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 1st in the region and 131st in the world for Best Weather.

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The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.798 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, people who are terrified of needles are torn between their phobia and free health care, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the doobie.

Blogotopia is ranked 1st in the region and 215th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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The Island of Cyrenean is a massive, devout nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.955 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, voting is voluntary, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 1st in the region and 87th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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The Imperial Nation of Trinutural is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.935 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trinutural's national animal is the platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the trin.

Trinutural is ranked 1st in the region and 234th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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The Free Land of Ejwra is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 232 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Retail.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejwra's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dollar.

Ejwra is ranked 1st in the region and 371st in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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The Imperial Nation of Trinutural is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.948 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, skateparks can be found in every city, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the judicial system legislates morality. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trinutural's national animal is the platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the trin.

Trinutural is ranked 1st in the region and 220th in the world for Safest Nations.

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The Island of Cyrenean is a massive, devout nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.977 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 1st in the region and 5,015th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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The Imperial Nation of Trinutural is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.958 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trinutural's national animal is the platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the trin.

Trinutural is ranked 1st in the region and 362nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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The Heavily Industrialised State of New Dracora is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 7.149 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing industries.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Dracora's national animal is the western dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the new draconian dollar.

New Dracora is ranked 1st in the region and 377th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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The Island of Cyrenean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.993 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, a government program is underway to revitalize Cyrenean's beaches, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 1st in the region and 88th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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The Imperial Nation of Trinutural is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.983 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, the judicial system legislates morality, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trinutural's national animal is the platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the trin.

Trinutural is ranked 1st in the region and 368th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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The Imperial Nation of Trinutural is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.99 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trinutural's national animal is the platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the trin.

Trinutural is ranked 1st in the region and 235th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

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The Imperial Nation of Trinutural is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.996 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trinutural's national animal is the platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the trin.

Trinutural is ranked 1st in the region and 235th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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The Free Land of Test60001234 is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 299 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A substantial private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Retail.

Crime is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Test60001234's national animal is the test and its currency is the test.

Test60001234 is ranked 1st in the region and 382nd in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.

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The Tumultuous Fits of Anxiety of Jennifer Walters is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.821 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Jennifer Walters's national animal is the wasp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the valium.

Jennifer Walters is ranked 1st in the region and 1,125th in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.

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The Dominion of CurBludgeon is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.325 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CurBludgeon's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the influence.

CurBludgeon is ranked 1st in the region and 169th in the world for Most Cultured.

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