Post by Cupcake Worshipers on Sept 8, 2010 21:34:22 GMT -5
The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers began a long time ago... The small island roamed with ancient cupcake creatures and the natives were plentiful with killing and sharing the bountiful amounts of cupcakes.
The Cupcake Worshipers natives were believed to have begun as long ago as 1000 B.C. Based on major findings, it is said that their main diet was the ancient creature, Chokoto Bowlmealis, which is believed to have evolved into the chocolate cupcake. They traded the beloved creatures crumbs amongst themselves for money.
But... in a distant land; new strange people were arriving on ship to the newly discovered island. In ways, the new men were similar to the natives. The native people and the new men both craved cupcakes. But with them, they brought currency, pink frosted cupcakes. They also brought with them the disease sprinkle pox.
The indian people of the island were quickly defeated and forced into work by their new harsh rulers. Some natives died from disease. Others from unbearably hard labor and hot nights. It seemed like the country would be a dictatorship... until the next big battle.
In 1597, the natives rebelled by seazing muskets and attacking their owners. The bloody battle lasted for days, and it almost drove the chocolate cupcake towards extinction. The two sides saw how poorly the cupcake had been treated and realized the cupcakes were what were important.
This led to the 1599 Treaty of Cupcake Protection and Importants or the T.C.P.I. The two sides agreed to be nonhostile towards each other and agreed in it for the interests. By 1702, the chocolate was almost back to it's original size in population. (To this day the treaty is in a museum under bullet proof glass.)
In 1823, the pink frosted cupcake became the national currency and the searchers spents hours trying to find the hidden cupcake gems in the woods. It became increasingly difficult to find the pink frosted cupcakes, and growing population needed more money fast!!!
Then a genius named Clay Cupcapus used his new and improved program to help find pink frosted cupcakes. It involved catching wild chocolate cupcakes and training them to sniff out the pink frosted cupcakes. Thanks to Clay Cupcapus, we now have no problems finding the pink frosted cupcake patches. His program has evolved into the sophisticated program we know today as Cupcake Catch and Cooperation Program. Or C.C.C.P.
This was a valid solution, yes... but it required catching more and more wild chocolate cupcakes. By 1889, there were less than 200 in the wild. C.C.C.P. agreed to a new rule of breeding with cupcakes they'd already had. Sadly, dark times had begun to fall upon the world as of that time.
From 1893 to 1902, the sprinkle pox epidemic spread out of control. For nine years, this deadly disease killed many. Clay Cupcapus had agreed to try and find a cure in 1895. But by then, atleast a eighth of the populas had died. Clay Cupcapus never finished his project. He died of sprinkle pox in 1898; but left his work to his students. In 1902, the cure was found. The sprinkle pox virus had been wiped out, but 15/16ths of the populas had subcome to the virus.
In the late 1930's, modern technology such as small black and white TVs, phones, telegram machines, and watches had all been introduced. The 30's were called the era of importing. So many things had been given to other countries as gives for their unique currency.
But in 1941, the image of pink frosted cupcakes had died out. The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers went into an era of depression for losing 7/8ths of it's currency. This depression known as the Cupcake Slump lasted from 1942 to 1960. This 18 year depression costed homes and money of millions.
During this depression, many sacrifices were made. People no longer ate the currency. Every last pink frosted cupcake was spared. No one handed out money anymore. People were selling their new fangled furniture to the rich. When the depression ended due to stocks in 1960, the country was left with little money and severly outdated technology.
The Cupcake Worshipers still trade to this day, but are more careful. By 1983, they'd finally caught up with modern devices like arcade games, crazy fashions, discos... It was all in then. The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers was growing fast.
The chocolate cupcake was once again threatened in 1992 with the development of the country. The Cupcake Worshipers slowed down on new cities and neighborhoods until finally they'd saved the species again in 2002. People are now more aware of their national animal. It's their main food source, and symbol of their country.
The government today has made voting required and civil rights are okay as you'd call it. Many people believe the rights could be better, but as of 2010, no one's complaining. The economy is fair which gvies the country good hopes. The world in which The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers share couldn't be any better.
More info will be reported as it happens.
The Cupcake Worshipers natives were believed to have begun as long ago as 1000 B.C. Based on major findings, it is said that their main diet was the ancient creature, Chokoto Bowlmealis, which is believed to have evolved into the chocolate cupcake. They traded the beloved creatures crumbs amongst themselves for money.
But... in a distant land; new strange people were arriving on ship to the newly discovered island. In ways, the new men were similar to the natives. The native people and the new men both craved cupcakes. But with them, they brought currency, pink frosted cupcakes. They also brought with them the disease sprinkle pox.
The indian people of the island were quickly defeated and forced into work by their new harsh rulers. Some natives died from disease. Others from unbearably hard labor and hot nights. It seemed like the country would be a dictatorship... until the next big battle.
In 1597, the natives rebelled by seazing muskets and attacking their owners. The bloody battle lasted for days, and it almost drove the chocolate cupcake towards extinction. The two sides saw how poorly the cupcake had been treated and realized the cupcakes were what were important.
This led to the 1599 Treaty of Cupcake Protection and Importants or the T.C.P.I. The two sides agreed to be nonhostile towards each other and agreed in it for the interests. By 1702, the chocolate was almost back to it's original size in population. (To this day the treaty is in a museum under bullet proof glass.)
In 1823, the pink frosted cupcake became the national currency and the searchers spents hours trying to find the hidden cupcake gems in the woods. It became increasingly difficult to find the pink frosted cupcakes, and growing population needed more money fast!!!
Then a genius named Clay Cupcapus used his new and improved program to help find pink frosted cupcakes. It involved catching wild chocolate cupcakes and training them to sniff out the pink frosted cupcakes. Thanks to Clay Cupcapus, we now have no problems finding the pink frosted cupcake patches. His program has evolved into the sophisticated program we know today as Cupcake Catch and Cooperation Program. Or C.C.C.P.
This was a valid solution, yes... but it required catching more and more wild chocolate cupcakes. By 1889, there were less than 200 in the wild. C.C.C.P. agreed to a new rule of breeding with cupcakes they'd already had. Sadly, dark times had begun to fall upon the world as of that time.
From 1893 to 1902, the sprinkle pox epidemic spread out of control. For nine years, this deadly disease killed many. Clay Cupcapus had agreed to try and find a cure in 1895. But by then, atleast a eighth of the populas had died. Clay Cupcapus never finished his project. He died of sprinkle pox in 1898; but left his work to his students. In 1902, the cure was found. The sprinkle pox virus had been wiped out, but 15/16ths of the populas had subcome to the virus.
In the late 1930's, modern technology such as small black and white TVs, phones, telegram machines, and watches had all been introduced. The 30's were called the era of importing. So many things had been given to other countries as gives for their unique currency.
But in 1941, the image of pink frosted cupcakes had died out. The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers went into an era of depression for losing 7/8ths of it's currency. This depression known as the Cupcake Slump lasted from 1942 to 1960. This 18 year depression costed homes and money of millions.
During this depression, many sacrifices were made. People no longer ate the currency. Every last pink frosted cupcake was spared. No one handed out money anymore. People were selling their new fangled furniture to the rich. When the depression ended due to stocks in 1960, the country was left with little money and severly outdated technology.
The Cupcake Worshipers still trade to this day, but are more careful. By 1983, they'd finally caught up with modern devices like arcade games, crazy fashions, discos... It was all in then. The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers was growing fast.
The chocolate cupcake was once again threatened in 1992 with the development of the country. The Cupcake Worshipers slowed down on new cities and neighborhoods until finally they'd saved the species again in 2002. People are now more aware of their national animal. It's their main food source, and symbol of their country.
The government today has made voting required and civil rights are okay as you'd call it. Many people believe the rights could be better, but as of 2010, no one's complaining. The economy is fair which gvies the country good hopes. The world in which The Federation of Cupcake Worshipers share couldn't be any better.
More info will be reported as it happens.