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The moron says what? Jan 22, 2011 6:31:27 GMT -5

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The next installment in my failed attempts to get a thread to last over 10 pages. The purpose of this thread is basically to ridicule those members of society who are likely to be future Darwin Award holders if you go by what they say.

Any stupid conversations you hear, please post it here. It makes the people of average intelligence feel smarter when we find out there are stupider people out there.

I'll start us off with a conversation I had with my cousin at my dad's 48th birthday party:
Cousin: So, how old's your dad now?
Me: 48.
Cousin: So he's 50 next year?
Me: I said 48.

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The moron says what? Jan 22, 2011 12:03:44 GMT -5

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Jan 22, 2011 6:31:27 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

The next installment in my failed attempts to get a thread to last over 10 pages. The purpose of this thread is basically to ridicule those members of society who are likely to be future Darwin Award holders if you go by what they say.

Any stupid conversations you hear, please post it here. It makes the people of average intelligence feel smarter when we find out there are stupider people out there.

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The moron says what? Jan 22, 2011 17:05:34 GMT -5

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Post by Free Guns For All on Jan 22, 2011 17:05:34 GMT -5

(I work in a small store in Oxford when a busload of tourists comes in to buy large quantities of sweets.)

Tourist: “We’re stocking up. We’re going to Stratford-on-Avon to see Shakespeare’s house.”

Me: “Okay, but why don’t you just buy it when you get there?”

(Several tourists stop what they are doing.)

Tourist: “They sell candy in the 16th century?”

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The moron says what? May 26, 2011 2:23:38 GMT -5

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Jan 22, 2011 12:03:44 GMT -5 Woonsocket said:

Jan 22, 2011 6:31:27 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

The next installment in my failed attempts to get a thread to last over 10 pages. The purpose of this thread is basically to ridicule those members of society who are likely to be future Darwin Award holders if you go by what they say.

Any stupid conversations you hear, please post it here. It makes the people of average intelligence feel smarter when we find out there are stupider people out there.

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The moron says what? Aug 24, 2011 14:27:53 GMT -5

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EXCUSES

The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents
(including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at
the University of Washington.

* My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.
* Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31,32, and also 33.
* Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
* Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
* John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
face.
* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He
was hurt in the growing part.
* Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.
* Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
and his boots leak.
* Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
* Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
* Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend
her funeral.
* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
spent a weekend with the Marines.
* Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
and could not breed well.
* Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.
* Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
* Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
* Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also
sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever
and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father even
got hot last night.

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The moron says what? Aug 25, 2011 21:34:50 GMT -5

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* Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
and his boots leak.

Those are pure gold.

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