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Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 17, 2011 22:18:05 GMT -5

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Post by Anartonia on Jul 17, 2011 22:18:05 GMT -5

Want to enlighten those around you here in Taco Island with some vocabulary? Well, whether you want to or not, that's why I took the time out of my uneventful day to create this thread. So, post "alternative" definitions for words, meaning that you should post a definition that is different from a standard definition you'd find in a dictionary (if the word is in a dictionary at all). Satire is appreciated.

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La Vida De Sangre Ceased To Exist on the year of luigi Posts: 12,183 Likes: 55	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 8:17:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by La Vida De Sangre on Jul 18, 2011 8:17:17 GMT -5 What a dull thread.

Aersoldorf TITO Knight House of Aersoldorf Waiting for the night to fall Posts: 112,088 Likes: 3,650 House: House of Tasdorf XKI Generation: The Redesign Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Red XKI NS Join Year: 148 - Monday, 9 May 2011 Historical XKI Political Party: TIP - The Islands Party Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 8:20:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aersoldorf on Jul 18, 2011 8:20:43 GMT -5 Serendipity can best be described as looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter.

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Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 8:35:22 GMT -5

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Post by La Vida De Sangre on Jul 18, 2011 8:35:22 GMT -5

Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it's you, who else could they send, who else could be trusted? I... I know it's a long way and you're ready to go to work... all I'm saying is wait, just wait, just-just-just... please hear me out because this is not an episode, relapse, f**k-up, it's... I'm begging you Michael. I'm begging you. Try and make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago I came out of the building, okay, I'm running across Sixth Avenue, there's a car waiting, I got exactly 38 minutes to get to the airport and I'm dictating. There's this, this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad, and suddenly she starts screaming, and I realize we're standing in the middle of the street, the light's changed, there's this wall of traffic, serious traffic speeding towards us, and I... I-I freeze, I can't move, and I'm suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I'm covered with some sort of film. It's in my hair, my face... it's like a glaze... like a... a coating, and... at first I thought, oh my god, I know what this is, this is some sort of amniotic - embryonic - fluid. I'm drenched in afterbirth, I've-I've breached the chrysalis, I've been reborn. But then the traffic, the stampede, the cars, the trucks, the horns, the screaming and I'm thinking no-no-no-no, reset, this is not rebirth, this is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death. And then I realize no-no-no, this is completely wrong because I look back at the building and I had the most stunning moment of clarity. I... I... I... I realized Michael, that I had emerged not from the doors of Kenner, Bach, and Ledeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the butthole of an organism whose sole function is to excrete the... the-the-the poison, the ammo, the defoliant necessary for other, larger, more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity. And that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The stench of it and the stain of it would in all likelihood take the rest of my life to undo. And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath and I set that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this is, as true a thing as I believe that I have witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time. And Michael, the time is now.

Aersoldorf TITO Knight House of Aersoldorf Waiting for the night to fall Posts: 112,088 Likes: 3,650 House: House of Tasdorf XKI Generation: The Redesign Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Red XKI NS Join Year: 148 - Monday, 9 May 2011 Historical XKI Political Party: TIP - The Islands Party Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 8:47:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aersoldorf on Jul 18, 2011 8:47:43 GMT -5 Ability - that thing you're forced to use if your boss has no daughter and isn't a relative

Thanya Ceased To Exist House of Improving Wordiness If I'm not here, I'm off reading or inventing new ways to terrorize people with a sock. Posts: 25,492 Likes: 22 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party Ancient House of: Wordiness	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 17:34:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thanya on Jul 18, 2011 17:34:18 GMT -5 Hogwash(hôgwôsh) n.-- A place or business equipped for washing hogs.
	Fear the sock or feel its wrath The choice is yours to make As she leaves a trail of blood Will you be in the wake?

Anartonia Ceased To Exist [AWD:0706133b010a03121d36082c091c3a222b0217293328392f11]House of Echolilia ????#??? ? Posts: 34,902 Likes: 3	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 23:28:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anartonia on Jul 18, 2011 23:28:53 GMT -5 Common Sense: I'm sorry, what?
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Anartonia Ceased To Exist [AWD:0706133b010a03121d36082c091c3a222b0217293328392f11]House of Echolilia ????#??? ? Posts: 34,902 Likes: 3	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 23:29:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anartonia on Jul 18, 2011 23:29:50 GMT -5 Jul 18, 2011 8:17:17 GMT -5 La Vida De Sangre said: What a dull thread. Dull: La Vida ;D
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Anartonia Ceased To Exist [AWD:0706133b010a03121d36082c091c3a222b0217293328392f11]House of Echolilia ????#??? ? Posts: 34,902 Likes: 3	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 23:40:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anartonia on Jul 18, 2011 23:40:15 GMT -5 Spam: Unwanted philanthropy in Taco Island.
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Aersoldorf TITO Knight House of Aersoldorf Waiting for the night to fall Posts: 112,088 Likes: 3,650 House: House of Tasdorf XKI Generation: The Redesign Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Red XKI NS Join Year: 148 - Monday, 9 May 2011 Historical XKI Political Party: TIP - The Islands Party Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 23:45:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aersoldorf on Jul 18, 2011 23:45:34 GMT -5 paradox : 2 piers

Anartonia Ceased To Exist [AWD:0706133b010a03121d36082c091c3a222b0217293328392f11]House of Echolilia ????#??? ? Posts: 34,902 Likes: 3	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 23:47:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anartonia on Jul 18, 2011 23:47:15 GMT -5 Taco Island: A dystopian online paradise
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Thanya Ceased To Exist House of Improving Wordiness If I'm not here, I'm off reading or inventing new ways to terrorize people with a sock. Posts: 25,492 Likes: 22 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party Ancient House of: Wordiness	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 18, 2011 23:47:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thanya on Jul 18, 2011 23:47:32 GMT -5 HELL: A man with two hockey sticks. Oh, god...
	Fear the sock or feel its wrath The choice is yours to make As she leaves a trail of blood Will you be in the wake?

Anartonia Ceased To Exist [AWD:0706133b010a03121d36082c091c3a222b0217293328392f11]House of Echolilia ????#??? ? Posts: 34,902 Likes: 3	Your Alternative Dictionary Jul 30, 2011 18:05:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anartonia on Jul 30, 2011 18:05:01 GMT -5 Diet Soda: Trading a fked up pancreas for a fked up brain.
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Duckyian Empire Ceased To Exist House of Improving Wordiness is back Posts: 19,248 Likes: 204 XKI Generation: The New Taco Generation XKI NS Join Year: 178 - Monday, 7 January 2013 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party Ancient House of: Wordiness	Your Alternative Dictionary Sept 3, 2013 7:51:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Duckyian Empire on Sept 3, 2013 7:51:02 GMT -5 The Louisan Dictionary: a newer (and better) version of this thread, named in honour of a British actress.
	Jan 5, 2014 23:53:13 GMT -5 Ayunli said: wonders if Ducky is just a desperately bored teenager

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