Post by Free Guns For All on Oct 12, 2011 22:38:05 GMT -5
Maybe the most challenging thing I've set myself. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, there's a guy on YouTube who does Epic Rap Battles of History, where two famous figures...well, have a rap battle. Well, I'm gonna try and do the same thing with you guys.
Links to the ACTUAL ERBoH:
1. John Lennon v Bill O'Reilly
2. Darth Vader v Adolf Hitler
3. Abraham Lincoln v Chuck Norris
4. Sarah Palin v Lady Gaga
5. Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage v Kim Jong-Il
6. Justin Bieber v Ludwig Van Beethoven
7. Albert Einstein v Stephen Hawking
8. Genghis Khan v The Easter Bunny
9. Napoleon Bonaparte v Napoleon Dynamite
10. Billy Mays v Ben Franklin
11. Gandalf v Albus Dumbledore
12. Dr, Seuss v William Shakespeare
13. Mr. T v Mr. Rogers
14. Christopher Columbus v Captain Kirk
15. Nice Peter v EpicLLYOD
16. Adolf Hitler v Darth Vader: The rematch
Okay, here goes with my attempt:
(apologies if I offended anybody)
(and yes, you decide who goes next)
LINKS TO OTHER BATTLES
Battle no. 2: Enig v Aerso
Battle no. 3: Shelter v Twobagger
Battle no. 4: Wordy v PAI
NEXT BATTLE:
?
SUGGESTED BATTLES:
La Vida De Sangre v Anartonia*
La Vida De Sangre v Randomain
Boltor v Echolilia
Fleeb vs. Jesioneka
Kannex vs. Globexanter
Paffnia vs. Aerso*
Wordy vs. Anime Daisuki*
Minna vs. Ananke
Paffnia vs Malecia
Wala vs. Woon
*as these have a member who have already been in oone, I will be ignoring these ones for the time being. When a few others have a had go I'll start doubling up.
Links to the ACTUAL ERBoH:
1. John Lennon v Bill O'Reilly
2. Darth Vader v Adolf Hitler
3. Abraham Lincoln v Chuck Norris
4. Sarah Palin v Lady Gaga
5. Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage v Kim Jong-Il
6. Justin Bieber v Ludwig Van Beethoven
7. Albert Einstein v Stephen Hawking
8. Genghis Khan v The Easter Bunny
9. Napoleon Bonaparte v Napoleon Dynamite
10. Billy Mays v Ben Franklin
11. Gandalf v Albus Dumbledore
12. Dr, Seuss v William Shakespeare
13. Mr. T v Mr. Rogers
14. Christopher Columbus v Captain Kirk
15. Nice Peter v EpicLLYOD
16. Adolf Hitler v Darth Vader: The rematch
Okay, here goes with my attempt:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE ISLANDERS!
Anartonia
versus
Tanzoria
BEGIN!
Anartonia
How am I meant battle this guy Gunny
When the extent of his vocab is the letter d?
I’m younger than Tanz, that I’ll admit
But compared to me, that guy ain’t shit
I’m a Taco Island spamming supreme
He has to delude himself to thinking he’s a king
And would you just look at his avatar
It’s like something he stole from Echolilia
Werecamels, I’m coming for ya
Well, me and my home girl Thanya
Tanzoria
Jeez Anar, you can’t beat me
You don’t eat meat, you ain’t got protein
And since when is Thanya on your side?
Seems that delusion might be yours, not mine
And you’re accusing me of avatar stealing?
That makes you a hypocrite, so don’t be b*tching
I’m the king of Taco Island, the crown is mine
For punks like you, I haven’t got the time
Get outta here Anar, run along boy
‘Coz honestly, you’re just annoying
Anartonia
You’re calling me annoying? That’s a laugh
Last I checked, for you no-one gives a crap
Taco Island has a mayor, not a God d**n king
I can beat your ass so bad you’ll be erased from being
Never underestimate those younger than you
I’ll take you down with silver bullets at the next full moon
Tanzoria
This ain’t the werewolf game, it’s a rap battle
Get your facts right baby, now here’s your rattle
You’re more of a clone of Echo than me
What was your post count? A million and three?
I’ve gotta go, and do something you don’t do
Get some light, the kind that burns you.
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Anartonia
versus
Tanzoria
BEGIN!
Anartonia
How am I meant battle this guy Gunny
When the extent of his vocab is the letter d?
I’m younger than Tanz, that I’ll admit
But compared to me, that guy ain’t shit
I’m a Taco Island spamming supreme
He has to delude himself to thinking he’s a king
And would you just look at his avatar
It’s like something he stole from Echolilia
Werecamels, I’m coming for ya
Well, me and my home girl Thanya
Tanzoria
Jeez Anar, you can’t beat me
You don’t eat meat, you ain’t got protein
And since when is Thanya on your side?
Seems that delusion might be yours, not mine
And you’re accusing me of avatar stealing?
That makes you a hypocrite, so don’t be b*tching
I’m the king of Taco Island, the crown is mine
For punks like you, I haven’t got the time
Get outta here Anar, run along boy
‘Coz honestly, you’re just annoying
Anartonia
You’re calling me annoying? That’s a laugh
Last I checked, for you no-one gives a crap
Taco Island has a mayor, not a God d**n king
I can beat your ass so bad you’ll be erased from being
Never underestimate those younger than you
I’ll take you down with silver bullets at the next full moon
Tanzoria
This ain’t the werewolf game, it’s a rap battle
Get your facts right baby, now here’s your rattle
You’re more of a clone of Echo than me
What was your post count? A million and three?
I’ve gotta go, and do something you don’t do
Get some light, the kind that burns you.
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Me vs. Tanz, probably.
(apologies if I offended anybody)
(and yes, you decide who goes next)
LINKS TO OTHER BATTLES
Battle no. 2: Enig v Aerso
Battle no. 3: Shelter v Twobagger
Battle no. 4: Wordy v PAI
NEXT BATTLE:
?
SUGGESTED BATTLES:
La Vida De Sangre v Anartonia*
La Vida De Sangre v Randomain
Boltor v Echolilia
Fleeb vs. Jesioneka
Kannex vs. Globexanter
Paffnia vs. Aerso*
Wordy vs. Anime Daisuki*
Minna vs. Ananke
Paffnia vs Malecia
Wala vs. Woon
*as these have a member who have already been in oone, I will be ignoring these ones for the time being. When a few others have a had go I'll start doubling up.