Epic rap battles of the Islanders.

[Paffnia]

After that one, Boltor v. Echo!

[Anartonia]

Oct 19, 2011 1:36:36 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

La Vida v Anar
...
I'll keep it in mind

Hell no. I'd lose no matter what

[Boltor]

Oct 19, 2011 16:45:45 GMT -5 Paffnia said:

After that one, Boltor v. Echo!

Clash of the spam titans ;D

I'm confident that I'll win, he's got nothing on me

[Anartonia]

...He was a senator.

[Free Guns For All]

I've added sugested battles to the OP, so I don't lose them.

[Free Guns For All]

Sorry I haven't done this in a while. Other stuff has come up. Anyway, here goes:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE ISLANDERS!

Shelter From The Storm
versus
Twobagger

BEGIN!

Shelter From The Storm
You can’t beat me Twobagger, you won’t win today
I can cause all the corruption to make results go my way
There’s nothing you can say that I won’t admit to doing
So don’t bring out those interns that you think I’ve been screwing
I’m green and I’m slimy but better looking than you
Because you’re covered up with not one bag but two
The people keep me here despite my evil demeanour
That’s how highly respected I am as a mayor
Why am I still here if I know I’m gonna win?
Because I want to see what you can come up with

Twobagger
I am Twobagger, and you will squirm before my wrath
Because I can beat your ass with all the evil that you have
I ran Taco Island well before your reign of evil
And when I’m through with you I may just get a sequel
You’re the number one reason Taco Island is afraid
I’ve seen what you do when the taxes don’t get paid
I’ve served the Council of Nine and been with TITO for years
For longer than you so I have no need to fear
I doubt you’ll ever catch up to my level of awesome
Your constant evil, it’s getting boresome

Shelter From The Storm
I’m sorry, but what’s this I see?
You’re a member of the Mayor Shelter Political Party
How do you expect people to think you’re better than me?
When you obviously have a lot of respect for old Shelty
I feel I’ve made my point, so seeya
I’m off to do something you can’t: Gilda

Twobagger
A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet
But that doesn’t apply if that monster is green
You wanna go off with Gilda, fine by me
Remember, she’s had five husbands and she’s not a divorcee
On a morality scale, I already win
Why? Coz you’ve done eight deadly sins

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Oct 18, 2011 17:11:53 GMT -5 Anartonia said:

Also, I think Shelter vs. Twobagger should be the next battle. The two best mayors of TI, battling each other.

Oct 19, 2011 2:00:48 GMT -5 Elite said:

I'd like a Shelter vs. 2b.

Oct 19, 2011 2:05:16 GMT -5 Tsim Sha Tsui said:

I've always imagined Shelter as more of a yodeler, but I'd like to see him and Twobagger duke it out mano y mano as well.

Also, I've had this idea for a fanfic for a while, and in the new year I wanna start writing it. There's a link to a poll about it in my sig so go check it out. And obviously choose who goes next.

Current choices are:
La Vida De Sangre v Randomain
Boltor v Echolilia
Some other pairing.

[Walabamba]

Shelter definitely won that one ;D

[Elite]

Yah, the tac- I mean, Shelter convinced me.

[Anartonia]

For self-compliments given (positive points) and insults taken (negative points), I'll give 1, 2, or 3 points, depending on how good they are.

Shelter From The Storm

You can’t beat me Twobagger, you won’t win today
I can cause all the corruption to make results go my way

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	2	0
Negative Points	0	0

There’s nothing you can say that I won’t admit to doing
So don’t bring out those interns that you think I’ve been screwing

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	4	0
Negative Points	0	0

I’m green and I’m slimy but better looking than you
Because you’re covered up with not one bag but two

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	4	0
Negative Points	0	3

The people keep me here despite my evil demeanour
That’s how highly respected I am as a mayor

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	0
Negative Points	0	3

Why am I still here if I know I’m gonna win?
Because I want to see what you can come up with

No points for this one

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	0
Negative Points	0	3

Twobagger

I am Twobagger, and you will squirm before my wrath
Because I can beat your ass with all the evil that you have

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	1
Negative Points	0	3

I ran Taco Island well before your reign of evil
And when I’m through with you I may just get a sequel

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	4
Negative Points	0	3

You’re the number one reason Taco Island is afraid
I’ve seen what you do when the taxes don’t get paid

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	3
Negative Points	1	3

I’ve served the Council of Nine and been with TITO for years
For longer than you so I have no need to fear

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	5
Negative Points	1	3

I doubt you’ll ever catch up to my level of awesome
Your constant evil, it’s getting boresome

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	5	5
Negative Points	2	3

Shelter From The Storm

I’m sorry, but what’s this I see?
You’re a member of the Mayor Shelter Political Party
How do you expect people to think you’re better than me?
When you obviously have a lot of respect for old Shelty

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	8	5
Negative Points	2	3

I feel I’ve made my point, so seeya
I’m off to do something you can’t: Gilda

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	10	5
Negative Points	2	3

Twobagger

A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet
But that doesn’t apply if that monster is green

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	10	5
Negative Points	4	3

You wanna go off with Gilda, fine by me
Remember, she’s had five husbands and she’s not a divorcee

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	10	5
Negative Points	7	3

On a morality scale, I already win
Why? Coz you’ve done eight deadly sins

	Shelter	2B
Positive Points	10	5
Negative Points	8	3

Shelter	2B
10-8	5-3
2	2

IT'S A TIE!!!
(Cue angry responses from those whom Shelter bribed)

I think Gunny's list is great:

Nov 5, 2011 23:06:12 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

La Vida De Sangre v Randomain
Boltor v Echolilia

Other Suggestions:
Fleeb vs. Jesioneka
Kannex vs. Globexanter (RPing reference)
Paffnia vs. Aerso (yes, I know he's already done one, but this is the best pairing I can think of)
Wordy vs. Anime Daisuki
Minna vs. Ananke

[Free Guns For All]

Any preferences? Anyone?

La Vida De Sangre v Randomain
Boltor v Echolilia
Fleeb v Jesioneka
Kannex v Globexanter
Wordy v Anime Daisuki
Minna v Ananke

Or another pairing (though this is more than enough to keep me going a while).

[Boltor]

Which one do you want to do??

[Walabamba]

I think AD and Wordy would be hilarious xD

[Free Guns For All]

I'm liking that one too. Any objections to Wordy/AD?

[Anartonia]

YES!!!... wait, never mind.

[Anartonia]

Actually, maybe we should do Wordy vs. PAI. It would probably just turn into a giant lovefest...

[Boltor]

Start rapping!

[Free Guns For All]

PAI or AD? Either way Wordy's in the next one.

[Boltor]

Also put on the to do list Paffnia vs Malecia

[Anartonia]

Maybe Wala vs. Woon.

[Paffnia]

Nov 12, 2011 20:17:05 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Also put on the to do list Paffnia vs Malecia

That is, if we both survive this race...

[Boltor]

It's not like the both of you are dueling to the death.............or are you??

[Elite]

I think they are.

[Free Guns For All]

I've added those ones to the list, but what I need to know is Wordy v PAI or AD?

[Boltor]

Wordy v PAI

[Free Guns For All]

Done.

[Boltor]

It ready yet?

[Free Guns For All]

I have TAFE work to do. I'll try and have it done for next week.

[Free Guns For All]

After a long wait, it's finally done:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE ISLANDERS!

Improving Wordiness
versus
Ad Infinitum

BEGIN!

Improving Wordiness
Hey hubby, how’s it going? You ready to rap?
You think what you’ve done will beat this little meerkat?
The original Rookie of the Quarter, one of TITO’s knights
And I’m an ex-minister, so what’s there to fight?
You wouldn’t hit a girl, especially not one this pretty
Anyway you try would be kinda crappy
This tactical officer has planned her every move
Right up to a point where I knock out your tooth
I’ve got this rap battle in the bag
Your victory hopes are bound and gagged

Ad Infinitum
Stop right there beautiful, you haven’t won yet
And you haven’t paid attention to my achievements I’ll bet
I was knighted long before you, and was a minister way before you
What you’ve got left is a small moose statue
You may be pretty, but I’m one of XKI’s greatest
In terms of length of service, I’m one of the best
This old timer’s respect level is so high
People feel they need to say my pre-title
You’d better think twice about who you mock
Now go home before you lose another sock

Improving Wordiness
You accuse me of not paying attention?
Which one of us wears not a stitch on them?
I am the pinnacle of beauty, you’re way out of your league
Looks aren’t everything because I’m tougher than I seem
I don’t need my full name for people to respect me
Because I’ve done as much as you in just two years

Ad Infinitum
Really? Because I’ve never seen you be a senator
Trust me on that, because I’m your senior
You think I haven’t noticed how you do what you do?
You show up to the job and bring out your boobs
And one last thing: victory will be mine
Because you’ll be paying your public nudity fine

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Nov 6, 2011 18:08:35 GMT -5 Anartonia said:

Actually, maybe we should do Wordy vs. PAI. It would probably just turn into a giant lovefest...

Nov 13, 2011 3:35:28 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Wordy v PAI

So guys, who should be next?
La Vida De Sangre v Randomain?
Boltor v Echolilia?
Fleeb vs. Jesioneka?
Kannex vs. Globexanter?
Minna vs. Ananke?
Paffnia vs Malecia?
Wala vs. Woon?
Some other combination?

[Paffnia]

A very mushy battle...

[Duckyian Empire]

Way too mushy...