Poet laureate. Feb 2012 Competition.

[Cerb]

The Feb competition for 10KI Poet laureate Is upon us once again.

If interested in participating please PM me your entries.

Themes are open ended. If I get multiple entries I shall put them up for an open vote next weekend.

[anwen]

do I have to be a citizen of 1000 Islands to enter ?

[Aersoldorf]

I believe so, but I'll let someone else confirm that

[Cerb]

Please refer to:
"NS150-2 - Establish an XKI poet laureate.
"

[Phlognation]

I'll send one in tomorrow.

[Cerb]

Closing date will be 9pm forum time on Friday.

[Cerb]

As the only person to enter was Aerso, he wins by default.

His entry:

Island Love

It's February once again
And love is in the air
The Islanders have all turned out
To show how much they care

Enigmatic endo tarts
He'd love to trade with you
This makes the region more secure
And makes it stronger too

Shelter loves to tax us all
Of bribes he is quite fond
The women here just love the way
He wields his magic wand

Blbbo loves his consonants
A vowel he won't buy
Except the holy 'o' my friend
Who knows the reason why

Mein Eist, he loves to lead the charge
Against invader scum
He longs to kick their sorry tails
Back to the pit they're from

A.D. and PAI love to defend
And at it they excel
How many raiders they have slain
Is rather hard to tell

Boltor loves his tacos and
He likes to finish first
So if you dare compete with him
Your bubble he will burst

Wordy likes to get undressed
And through the halls then streak
Tempting, teasing all the guys
Who long to sneak a peek

Cerberion, our wise old man
Is always full of cheer
The one thing in this world he loves
Is drinking lots of beer

Gunny loves his scribblings
He writes so very well
He hopes and prays that soon one day
His novel he will sell

Paffnia loves checking facts
It is his life's desire
To catch you in a lie so he
Can light your pants on fire

Thanya loves to sling the mud
She's quite the dirty sock
A femme fatale who knows no bounds
Your senses she will shock

Minna is so devious
She really is a lark
And also quite mysterious
As half of the Minnark

Markanite, the other half
A leader, born and bred
He loves it in the Uni-bar
The drinks go to his head

Woonsocket loves to send invites
He does it night and day
He likes it when new nations join
And loves it when they stay

Wala loves to paddle hard
And swim in vodka too
He wants to win Olympic gold
Or maybe even two

Surdra loves his girl Layli
And soon she'll be his wife
Happiness he now will know
All the days of his life

Torturing is what Tanz does
In each and ev'ry thread
Were-camel feared throughout the Isles
He fills the faint with dread

H.S. Loves a good debate
He'll make you see his point
And in the alley, after dark
He'll even share his joint

Malecia loves to role-play
Mutanatia does too
They can teach the finer points
Of gaming unto you

Ater Nox and Randomain
Love spamming with their friends
Random words and counting games
The spam, it never ends

Echo loves to play werewolves
He's great at power roles
Crafty, cunning camel, he
Has claimed his share of souls

Ananke loves awarding us
For all the things we do
And if you drop in at her house
She'll feed you muffins too

Yes, love is in the air my friend
Here in our paradise
It permeates through everything
And feeds our ev'ry vice

[Aersoldorf]

Hopefully we will have multiple entries next time

[Paffnia]

Congrats, Aerso!

[Aersoldorf]

Thank you sir

[Eist]

Excellent poem once again, Aerso

[Aersoldorf]

Thank you very much

[Wordy]

Congrats Aersoldorf!

*Celebratory Streak*

[Aersoldorf]

No, thank you

*sneaks peek*

[Walabamba]

Congratulations Aerso, very good poem

[Aersoldorf]

Thank you Wala

[Markanite]

That poem is awesome Aerso!

Its really hilarious

[Aersoldorf]

Thank you Mark