Taco Island First Cathedral of ZARDOZ

[Robloxica]

By the order of ZARDOZ, I build in his honor, this magnificent cathedral!

Welcolme, my brothers and sisters, to the Taco Island First Cathedral of ZARDOZ!

ZARDOZ speaks to you!

[Barry]

ZARDOZ IS MANY TIMES PLEASURED BY HIS ARCHANGEL ROB, AND THE MINIONS THAT SHALL REJOICE WITHIN THESE WALLS!

[Aersoldorf]

Is this the world's largest, fanciest urinal or am I lost again?

[Robloxica]

Let's look over the list.

TO DO LIST

Hire a High Priest - Already completed
Hire a High Priestess - Just so the High Priest doesn't get lonely
Construct a confessional - For the followers
Collect some donations - For everything ZARDOZ-related
Write the Book of ZARDOZ - Because every religion needs rules to live by, and consequences for if they're broken
Hire a choir - To sing and dance for rejoicing and happyness.
Make new uniforms - Because the old ones are starting to become uncomfortable
Fix that leak in the ceiling - Because it's annoying

Well, let's get started!

[Aersoldorf]

Ceremonial robe for the High Priest

[Robloxica]

That's a wedding dress. There's a huge difference.

[Aersoldorf]

Zardoz is wearing it, so it must have been approved.

[Robloxica]

Anybody got anything else?

[Barry]

ZARDOZ IS MUCH PLEASURED BY HOW HIS DIVINE CATHEDRAL AND MINION ARMY'S APPAREL HAVE PROGRESSED!

YOU HAVE EARNED THE BLESSING OF HEARING ZARDOZ'S VOICE!

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES:

www.angelfire.com/mi/zardoz/images/zardozspeak2.wav

AT THIS RATE OF INCREASE IN ZARDOZIAN PLEASURE ADVANCE, VIDEO WILL BE RELEASED UNTO YOU SHORTLY!!!

[Robloxica]

So, what should the High Priest and High Priestess wear? Remeber, they gotta wear clothing that sets them apart from the crowd. Something unique and distuinshable.

Also, we need to find some wood and fabric to make a confessional. Every church needs a confessional. It's first-grade common sense.

[Aersoldorf]

I didn't realize that first graders had much common sense

[Robloxica]

Well if you go to Sunday School, they do.

So, about the High Priest and High Priestess clothing and the new confessional. What are we gonna do?

[Barry]

HMMMM....WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS. SNAZZY, YES?
THEY GO WELL WITH THE YELLOW-CAPED MINION ARMY UNIFORMS, YOU THINK?



THEN, WE MIGHT WANT THIS TREE FOR THE CONFESSIONALS. IT SHOULD FIT THROUGH THE CATHEDRAL DOORS. PLUS, IT ALREADY HAS BUILT-IN ROOMS!!

[Robloxica]

About the outfits, yes they do go well with the minions. Not sure about the High Priest's hat, though. But why not? We can make it work.

I do like trees. Got anything else?

[Barry]

WELL...UH, WE'VE REALLY GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO PERK UP THOSE UNIFORMS FOR THE "ZARDOZIAN YOUTH MOUNTED BRIGADE".

[Robloxica]

Oooh. A mounted youth brigade. Sounds fancy.

[Calanria]

I hope you brought apple juice boxes, those kids get whiny if they aren't fed.

[Robloxica]

*packs some apple juice boxes* Why can't they just have some crumpets and tea, like us, normal people?

[Matilda Love]

*steps shyly into the temple carrying a picnic basket*
I heard ZARDOZ speaking to me. I thought He might like some more pies?
*looks at feet*
And to let me be a minion - Rob,
*looks up with sad pleading (slightly manic) eyes*
will He let me be a minion too?

[Robloxica]

Yes. ZARDOZ will love to have you as one of his minions. And he also loves your pies.

[Calanria]

Careful, Matilda, I've heard the hazing ritual involves a brutal game of charades.

[Robloxica]

No. No ritual.

[Barry]

Aug 5, 2012 18:10:03 GMT -5 Matilda Love said:

*steps shyly into the temple carrying a picnic basket*
I heard ZARDOZ speaking to me. I thought He might like some more pies?
*looks at feet*
And to let me be a minion - Rob,
*looks up with sad pleading (slightly manic) eyes*
will He let me be a minion too?

MINION? NOT A MINION BE YE, MI'LADY AMBASSADOR! THOUST DESTINY IS AS "HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE ZARDOZIAN WAY"!!

[@rob: Quick! We've got to run out and get tons and tons of baking stuff...and blueberries! Lots and lots of blueberries!]

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!

[Robloxica]

*runs out and buys tons and tons of baking stuff and blueberries, then flies back in* I got it! Yay!

[Barry]

YAY!, er, I mean, WELL DONE, ARCHANGEL ROB! JUST IMAGINE ALLST THE BLUEBERRY DELIGHTS THE HIGH PRIESTESS SHALL BE ABLE TO ASSEMBLETH!! SHE SHALL CERTAINLY BE PLEASED MIGHTILY, AND PROVIDE MANY FAVORS UNTO US FOR YOUR PURCHASES!!!

[Aersoldorf]

Mmmm, more pie

[Robloxica]

*punches Aerso* We need to hire a choir. Who's got good singing voices?

[Barry]

AND AN ORGAN...A BIG ORGAN IS NEEDED, SIR SENATOR AERSOLDORF!

[Robloxica]

Yeah, an organ! The big booming piano kind! Not the bodily functioning kind.

[Matilda Love]

Aug 6, 2012 8:03:19 GMT -5 Barry said:

Aug 5, 2012 18:10:03 GMT -5 Matilda Love said:

*steps shyly into the temple carrying a picnic basket*
I heard ZARDOZ speaking to me. I thought He might like some more pies?
*looks at feet*
And to let me be a minion - Rob,
*looks up with sad pleading (slightly manic) eyes*
will He let me be a minion too?

MINION? NOT A MINION BE YE, MI'LADY AMBASSADOR! THOUST DESTINY IS AS "HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE ZARDOZIAN WAY"!!

[@rob: Quick! We've got to run out and get tons and tons of baking stuff...and blueberries! Lots and lots of blueberries!]

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!

Reels in an ecstacy of ZARDOZIAN mathematical fervour, collapsing and speaking in tongues before reciting as follows:

ZARDOZ
this pie
is circumference
and cut to
the 'Z'
in my poygon

Oh pi.z.z.a dizect
our line to Him
ZARDOZ
Zealot
Benevolent Butler

Big Cheese
to our doughs
and
Baked
Scent
to
our
nose.