Post by Barry on Dec 7, 2013 10:08:45 GMT -5
“His humor, it was razor sharp
Sarcastic, never mean
A laugh out loud inducing wit
We’ll miss you L’il Green”
From, Our Shelter from Life’s Storms
~ Aersoldorf, XKI Poet Laureate
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From Shelter’s Mayor’s Mansion (p. 1):
*May 28, 2009 9:18:50 GMT -8 Shelter from the Storm said:
Hey Minna. Welcome to the new mansion. Feel free to join in. The drinks are always at the taxpayer's expense here.
*Jun 3, 2009 8:32:17 GMT -8 Shelter from the Storm said:
AD and Nixon:
Feel free to drop in at any time. Drinks are courtesy of the Taco Island taxpayer.
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Mayor Shelter opened his new mansion with the above greetings.
They are but a reflection of his legacy of unequaled hospitality and unparalleled wit, which immediately shined brightly upon everyone taking up residence on Taco Island.
It would seem a fitting tribute to The Mayor’s memory to collect some of his “Greatest Hits” in a single thread. It would be a shame for them to be lost to the future in old postings.
To start, here are a few gems that others posted in the “Quote Unquote” thread. There are tons more and it will be a truly joyous hunt to undertake a search for them. *dons Sherlock Holmes cap and prepares to go a-sleuthing*
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Feb 3, 2011 at 2:09pm La Vida De Sangre said:
Dear diary,
FML
Feb 3, 2011 at 7:44pm Shelter from the Storm said:
Dear Diary,
I think La Vida De Sangre is depressed. That, or she just issued the strangest sexual invitation I've ever read.
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Apr 10, 2011 at 7:57pm Shelter from the Storm said:
Dear Diary,
My life restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
On the other hand, there's ice cream in the freezer
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Jun 4, 2011 at 7:15pm Shelter from the Storm said:
I don't know... Thanya has always struck me as a compassionate and caring individual.
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Jun 20, 2011 at 9:37am Shelter from the Storm said:
Every time I run over a bicyclist I reward myself 12 points. 15 if I make them look at me as I do it!
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Aug 4, 2011 at 12:29am Shelter from the Storm said:
I overheard a conversation today on the subway. Apparently, if the guy sitting next to me doesn't pay his bookie, he may have to learn how to call in his bets without the use of his hands.
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Aug 26, 2011 at 8:20pm Shelter from the Storm said:
There's little green aliens in my underwear!
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Nov 13, 2011 at 8:26pm Byzesion said:
Well, they do say that death and taxes are inevitable. Why not combine the two!
Nov 13, 2011 at 9:12pm Shelter from the Storm said:
Excellent idea!
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Aug 18, 2013 at 12:27pm Shelter from the Storm said:
Dear Diary,
It turns out that it is not true that you can get away with anything as long as you are wearing a chicken suit.