The muffin war is not over yet?! Who wins now!?

[Luksusowa]

Previously I created this thread to make a lot of money! 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/27428/great-muffin-war-2014?page=2

I made loads but due to this sudden catastrophic drop in my economy here www.nationstates.net/nation=luksusowa/detail=trend I sorta need money again! This time I might even sell real weapons instead of squirt guns!

Previously Anime Daisuki and Ananke went to war over muffins and Anime Daisuki took a crushing defeat! (Though neither of them have a military at all)

This time the champion Ananke will go up against a group of nations that seem to disagree with Ananke's muffin dictatorship!

Duckyian Empire
Takosu
Indian empire

In the previous thread Takoso replied : "It looks like you are winning instead of me actually...But also I'm not on the poll." Strange languages again.. It translates to something like "Muffins are really tacos right? I must eat every taco ever!"

Duckyian Empire said this: *eats muffins, doesn't throw food like a civilised Psyduck* I don't understand Duckyian either.. But pretty sure he is just stitting innocently and drinking tea in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Indian empire wrote: *Sends mad dogs to attack Ananke*

And all so a bit ago Indian Empire wrote: I can grow all my Muffins to the size of Ananke's Country.

They speak clear English in Indian Empires nations so we know exactly what they said! He is growing large muffin bombs and sending mad dogs over!

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Stats take from previous battle with Ananke and AD:

Anime Daisuki:
Population - 16.237 billion
Defense forces - Negative 35 (really? that is possible?!)
Weaponization - 119
Police Force - Negative 20?! WAT!


Ananke:
Population - population of 17.254
Defense forces - Negative 55 (SERIOUSLY!?)
Weaponization - Negative 87 (My GOD...)
Police Force - Negative 83?! What the!? Heck I bet I could take you on in a fight with numbers this low!

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Since anime Daisuki is dead now Ananke claims all of Anime Daisuki's stats!

Current stats!

Ananke:
Population - 33,491
Defense forces - Negative 20(Wat.. even after taking Anime Daisuki's military you still have it below 0!?)
Weaponization - 32 (Seems you lack of weapons made Anime Daisuki's awesome weponization score fall a lot!)
Police Force - Negative 63 (Ouch.. that is all I have to say!)

Indian Empire
Population - 1,999
Defense forces - 88
Weaponization - 91
Police Force - 43

Takosu:
Population - 4,130
Defense forces - 159
Weaponization - Negative 85 (WAT that still higher than what I have!)
Police Force - 270 (Whoa.. Higher than me! Ananke be scared!)

Duckyian Empire:
Population - 2,438
Defense forces - 189
Weaponization - 27
Police Force - 134

Wow! Ananke is in trouble.. Those 3 together could give me a hell of a fight! So who wins this time!? I'll be making money off everyone in this battle so I could care less! Hope it's Ananke though! She is my current standing champion!

And I've warned you for weeks now Takosu you are going to get turned into a taco!

All so an anonymous nation suggested Wordy be involved in one of these.. Who ever wins gets to take on Wordy in the next challenge!

[Ananke II]

We're in 10ki, Luksusowa. I've got the market on muffins cornered. No way is anyone ever going to win a muffin war against me.

[Luksusowa]

YAAAAA *screams* that was fast.. I've not even advertised this yet and you see it!

[Ananke II]

I've got a sixth sense when it comes to muffins.

[Takosu]

Mar 9, 2014 16:43:40 GMT -5 Ananke II said:

I've got a sixth sense when it comes to muffins.

I too like tacos.

[Luksusowa]

Now to get Indian empire and ducky in here....

[Indian Empire]

Indian Empire launches 1 Billion nukes (disguised as Giant Muffins)to batter Ananke.

I WIN

[Luksusowa]

See a lot of tied outcomes so far! all so Indian Empire needs a pic..

[Benevolent Thomas]

I will gladly pick up muffin arms to defend Ananke's honor. Prepare to die, opponents of the Muffin Queen.

[Luksusowa]

Whoa.. I see 2 votes for Anime Daisuki's return.. scary.. and one vote for Ducky Takosu and Indian Empire.. and one for Indian empire.. so I'd say two for Indian Empire.. or would that technically be 1 and one 3rd vote since the option 2 vote is shared by 3 nations?

[Indian Empire]

Mar 9, 2014 21:11:48 GMT -5 Benevolent Thomas said:

I will gladly pick up muffin arms to defend Ananke's honor. Prepare to die, opponents of the Muffin Queen.

Indian Empire Launches Giant Pancakes on BT forces, Nukes Ananke with 1 Million Giant Muffins, and launches 20 Giant Muffins at BT. His country is destroyed.

I WIN

[Luksusowa]

So far it seems Anime Daisuki is going to win!

[Duckyian Empire]

So...I heard there were muffins here.

[Takosu]

Correct, Ducky, there are tacos here.

[Duckyian Empire]

That too!

[Luksusowa]

Oh! Ananke and Anime Daisuki tied!? How will this go!?

[Duckyian Empire]

The one with the higher peace ranking will lose?

[Luksusowa]

Everyone who is not the winner loses! Unless you are me.. I make money no matter what! Unless Anime Daisuki or Ananke suddenly wants to come after me.. I sure hope that never happens.. that is a scary thought..

[Takosu]

Ananke is winning because option 3.

Also what's going happen to you, Luksusowa, is you're going to be dumped into some muffins when it's all over. Kind of like how the coach gets Gatorade dumped on him after the game.

[Luksusowa]

Ananke is winning even more now.. all so I am invincible! I think.. My nation is sorta located in Annake's land somewhere.. As seen in fact book. www.nationstates.net/nation=luksusowa/detail=factbook/id=133426

Guess as long as Ananke wins I win! Wonder what will happen if Anime Daisuki wins.. hopefully not fearie labor camps..

[Duckyian Empire]

No! Those labour camps tend to be the worst!

[Luksusowa]

Hope Wordy is building up her military! Sooon...

[Duckyian Empire]

Go check her NS stats!

[Benevolent Thomas]

Mar 12, 2014 4:07:52 GMT -5 Luksusowa said:

Hope Wordy is building up her military! Sooon...

SOON

[Luksusowa]

Now that I think about it I've not even warned her about the In pending doom.. Least I don't think..

[Duckyian Empire]

What did you say?

[Luksusowa]

Don't know what I said.. or if I said.. can't remember.. Well guess it might be a surprise for her then!

[Aersoldorf]

I think it's impending, and how are you going to get rich off of this?

[Duckyian Empire]

Selling tickets?

[Aersoldorf]

Or just spamming a lot?