Committee to overthrow

[Louisistan]

Silence! Silence People!
I call this first meeting of the committee to overthrow Mayor Aersoldorf (hereinafter "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Tagged" or "HWMNBT" or simply "Aerso") to order.

The purpose of this committee is to overthrow the Mayor of Taco Island and to install a new benevolent dictator Mayor. The rules are: There are no rules, no double posting, overthrow Aerso.

And of course in every post you have to have fun.


I yield to the poster below me.


Oh, and don't tag the Mayor, he's already on my back with the whole pretending-to-be-a-clerk thing. Right?


The current roster as of 22/09/14:
Chairman: Aersoldorf
Vice Chairman: -vacant-
Chairman of the Silliness Advisory Committee: Hapes
Chairman of the Silliness Advisory Advisory Committee: Ater Nox
Chairman of the Inquisition Sub-Committee: Boltor
Head of the Kiss Allocation Council: Wordy
Chairman of the Emergency Silly Walk Investigation Sub-Committee: Barry
Chairman of the Bureaucratic Regulation Enforcement Subcommittee: Louisistan

[Shy Guy]

*starts to build a secret military base under the mayor's mansion*

[Louisistan]

Parks the new tank in Shy Guy's secret military base.

[Shy Guy]

*starts to play action style music*

[Coryo]

*brings ammunition to Louisistan's and Shy Guy's base*

[Louisistan]

Unloads boxes of whisky and beer. What are you looking at? We're gonna need supplies while we're hanging out here. It's not like we can just blow up the Mayoral Mansion. Hey, wait a minute!

[Coryo]

Where's vodka?

[Louisistan]

In the back. Help me unload.

[Coryo]

*helps unload*

[Louisistan]

Thanks.

[Coryo]

You're welcome.

[Louisistan]

So, I won't be around much during the weekend. I guess, I can trust you guys to come up with a plan to overthrow the Mayor? Maybe you can get a few others on board. Duckyian Empire and Hapes come to mind, though Hapes can be somewhat of a bully, so don't mention musicals in his presence, okay?

[Hapes]

I destest your seditious revolutionary tendencies! I remain loyal to the established government!

[Aersoldorf]

Hapes is getting a medal, the rest of you - here's a cigarette and a blindfold, now if you'd just stand over by this wall.....

[Louisistan]

Stands against the wall. Mr. Mayor, you do realize that by killing us, you also kill the knowledge of how to disarm the nuclear bomb in your bedroom, right? And no, that is not a metaphor.

Also, Hapes I start to develop a dislike for you, you bloody traitor

The committee to overthrow will live on! VIVA LA REVO... RAVOl... RAVIOLI... DOWN WITH THE MAYOR!

(also, who invited the mayor?)

[Duckyian Empire]

I did not say anything?

[Louisistan]

Aug 29, 2014 12:56:12 GMT -5 Duckyian Empire said:

I did not say anything?

indeed. But I think you might want to join the good cause.

[Duckyian Empire]

What are we protesting this time?

[Louisistan]

The same thing as always: Mayor Aersoldorf and his oppressive reign of horror!

[Aersoldorf]

We're having ravioli? Wow, what an error of communication. Sorry I had you all shot.

[Coryo]

*I will survive! I will survive~~~ as long as...* sings but gets shot.

[Aersoldorf]

ravioli with curdled Coryo doesn't sound all that tasty....

[Coryo]

Aug 29, 2014 13:52:28 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

ravioli with curdled Coryo doesn't sound all that tasty....

*dead but not eaten* 50% SUCCESS!

[Aersoldorf]

Perhaps, but the wrong half...

[Coryo]

Okay.

[Louisistan]

Aug 29, 2014 13:07:03 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

We're having ravioli? Wow, what an error of communication. Sorry I had you all shot.

Ah, no matter. It seems I somehow survived. Although these bullet holes in my chest are a little annoying.

So where were we? Ah yes, overthrowing the .... ahem ... guy we want to overthrow. Is the tank still okay guys?

[Aersoldorf]

I'm afraid that it's not

[Eric the god eating penguin]

violators will be prostituted.

[Aersoldorf]

You've been hanging out with Barry I see...

[Coryo]

I think I'm going to join Aerso's side. His side seems more secure. Sorry, Louisistan.

*shoots Louisistan more in the chest*