Post by Jacobstein on Sept 5, 2014 21:48:14 GMT -5
ANTS ATTACK JACOBSTEINIANS; BODIES MADE INTO HOMES[/b]
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Ants have attacked homes in Western Jacobstein and Eastern Inner Mongolia these last few months, resulting in 1.3% of Jacobsteinians dying from our nation's favorite insect.
Despite valiant defense by torch wielding Jacobsteinians, Ants claimed the lives of more than 20 in one village. Reports from the village describe the scene as "gruesome" and "horrifying" and that bodies have now turned into nesting grounds for the ants.
In response to the rising catastrophe, Prime Minister Shao Tinshu has promised a quick, effective, and rather hot napalm campaign against the so called army ants. This has caused an uproar among environmentalists, but the PM was quick to toss these aside as unneeded objections in a time of crisis. Though lawsuits may be filed later, Tinshu promised that keeping Jacobsteinians safe from everything, even nature, was the primary role of the government and that he would do everything within his power to protect Jacobstein's people.
More soon.
Are you in West Jacobstein? Have you been hurt by the Ant Epidemic? Send pictures to us![/b]
Renshow:
Ants have attacked homes in Western Jacobstein and Eastern Inner Mongolia these last few months, resulting in 1.3% of Jacobsteinians dying from our nation's favorite insect.
Despite valiant defense by torch wielding Jacobsteinians, Ants claimed the lives of more than 20 in one village. Reports from the village describe the scene as "gruesome" and "horrifying" and that bodies have now turned into nesting grounds for the ants.
In response to the rising catastrophe, Prime Minister Shao Tinshu has promised a quick, effective, and rather hot napalm campaign against the so called army ants. This has caused an uproar among environmentalists, but the PM was quick to toss these aside as unneeded objections in a time of crisis. Though lawsuits may be filed later, Tinshu promised that keeping Jacobsteinians safe from everything, even nature, was the primary role of the government and that he would do everything within his power to protect Jacobstein's people.
More soon.
Are you in West Jacobstein? Have you been hurt by the Ant Epidemic? Send pictures to us![/b]
