Post by Hapes on Oct 3, 2014 23:53:07 GMT -5
So, as you may already know, today is the beginning of Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur.
As you do not know (because I did not tell you), my Brazilian boyfriend Bruno and I decided to break up a few days ago, since the distance was too long for us to deal with, especially since he is studying for college now to become a doctor and he is almost never available to talk to me. In order to stop distracting him (bc I want him to succeed), I voluntarily stepped out of the relationship. Neither of us were happy, but we both knew it was for the best. The good news is: we are still good friends
And as you also do not know, but are about to because I am telling you now, I would very much like to thank Jewish God for almost getting me laid tonight on this fine Yom Kippur's eve by a boy who bought me pizza and made out with me for a really long time instead, thus allowing me to fully take advantage of my new single life. Fun fact: this boy was deaf, and so he taught me the entire ASL alphabet over dinner so I am one step closer to mastering another language and can now more effectively communicate with the deaf.
Ok, I'm done grossing you guys out. Back to your regularly scheduled programming
As you do not know (because I did not tell you), my Brazilian boyfriend Bruno and I decided to break up a few days ago, since the distance was too long for us to deal with, especially since he is studying for college now to become a doctor and he is almost never available to talk to me. In order to stop distracting him (bc I want him to succeed), I voluntarily stepped out of the relationship. Neither of us were happy, but we both knew it was for the best. The good news is: we are still good friends
And as you also do not know, but are about to because I am telling you now, I would very much like to thank Jewish God for almost getting me laid tonight on this fine Yom Kippur's eve by a boy who bought me pizza and made out with me for a really long time instead, thus allowing me to fully take advantage of my new single life. Fun fact: this boy was deaf, and so he taught me the entire ASL alphabet over dinner so I am one step closer to mastering another language and can now more effectively communicate with the deaf.
Ok, I'm done grossing you guys out. Back to your regularly scheduled programming
