Tacoshire Manor

[Louisistan]

Residents:
His Grace The Duke of Tacoshire (Flemingisa)
Her Grace The Duchess of Tacoshire (Christophilia) His Grace's wife
Coreyo, Lord Taco-upon-Thames His Grace's Son

Louisistan, His Grace's Acting Head Butler
Barry, Former Head Butler for His Grace's late father, now retired

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Recurring Characters
His Majesty The King of Taco Island (Tanzoria)
His Royal Highness Tim Horton, Viceroy of Taco Island (The Candy Lane)
The Right Honourable The Earl of Boltorshire (Boltor)


and whomever wants to get involved in this mess.

Commence.

[Tanzoria]

In regards to the false Duke Flemingisa, I denounce him and attaint him, T strip him of all ranks and titles, of all lands and holdings, and sentence him to death.

[Louisistan]

*reads the telegram from the King*

Now why would His Majesty assume His Grace was a false Duke?

*puts the telegram on His Grace's desk*

[Tanzoria]

I never gave him this position. Louisistan is to present himself in court within the fortnight or be labelled an enemy of the crown.

[Louisistan]

His Majesty's late grandfather awarded the title to His Grace's late grandfather. And for the life of me, I don't understand why I would have to appear in court, being a mere butler.

[Tanzoria]

My Grandfather was never king, I am the first of my family to rule. You will appear in court because I have uncovered your secret identity.

[Louisistan]

I will wait a few days, considering I have a fortnight.

[Tanzoria]

How about for the purposes of this RP, we just skip over the 2 weeks and you're at court already?

[Louisistan]

Fine... Though this was really more about the interactions in the manor, before you decided to go all Tanz on it

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*appears before the court*

[Tanzoria]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.

[Louisistan]

Your Majesty, I am not entirely sure what it is your Majesty accuses me of. May I humbly request being informed about the charges, your Majesty?

[Tanzoria]

Treason. Creating the false realm of Tacoshire, and appointing false nobility.

[Louisistan]

(OOC: You could just accept the premise of a thread, you know, once )

Your majesty, I did not create anything and I did not appoint anyone. I am a butler, who has served His Grace's family for years.

[Tanzoria]

Because I want to collect more tax, I recognize the legitimacy of Tacoshire. I'm coming there with my retinue so we can meet this 'duke'.

[Louisistan]

I shall inform His Grace of your plans and commence preparations immediately, Your Majesty.

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Back at the manor:

Your Grace, His Majesty has decided to pay Tacoshire Manor a visit with his retinue. We should prepare for that joyous occasion.

[Tanzoria]

I'm a days ride from the manor

[Flemingisa]

Who dares challenge my claim to Tacoshire!? The Noble Family of Flemingisa had held this seat for hundreds of years! Longer, I might add, than your kingship Tanzoria

[Tanzoria]

All I want is for you to pay me a large amount in tax

[Louisistan]

His Majesty arrives on the morrow, your Grace.

[Flemingisa]

Jun 26, 2015 9:14:23 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

His Majesty arrives on the morrow, your Grace.

thank you my faithful butler. I will confer with His Majesty on the amount of tax I will pay him and how much I can tax my serfs

[Louisistan]

I'm sure Your Grace will come to a reasonable agreement and will remain gracious as ever towards Your Grace's serfs.

[Flemingisa]

Jun 26, 2015 11:03:21 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

I'm sure Your Grace will come to a reasonable agreement and will remain gracious as ever towards Your Grace's serfs.

Of course! All Serfs on my land will be given a living wage and free education. As long as they promise their loyalty for 4 generations to me.

[Coreyo]

Coreyo, Lord Taco-upon-Thames His Grace's Son

OOC: So, I'm Flemingisa's son? Wow.

[Flemingisa]

Jun 26, 2015 17:15:29 GMT -5 Coreyo said:

Coreyo, Lord Taco-upon-Thames His Grace's Son

OOC: So, I'm Flemingisa's son? Wow.

OOC-and Christophilia's son... Which means... OK THEN!

[Coreyo]

Jun 26, 2015 19:02:21 GMT -5 Flemingisa said:

Jun 26, 2015 17:15:29 GMT -5 Coreyo said:

OOC: So, I'm Flemingisa's son? Wow.

OOC-and Christophilia's son... Which means... OK THEN!

OOC: I'm sure that's better than being Tanzoria's son; I would have killed myself then.

[Flemingisa]

Jun 26, 2015 19:56:53 GMT -5 Coreyo said:

Jun 26, 2015 19:02:21 GMT -5 Flemingisa said:

OOC-and Christophilia's son... Which means... OK THEN!

OOC: I'm sure that's better than being Tanzoria's son; I would have killed myself then.

thats my boy!!

OOC-Sorry

[Coreyo]

Jun 26, 2015 23:48:12 GMT -5 Flemingisa said:

Jun 26, 2015 19:56:53 GMT -5 Coreyo said:

OOC: I'm sure that's better than being Tanzoria's son; I would have killed myself then.

thats my boy!!

OOC-Sorry

OOC: Just imagine a human being being born from a wife of a camel. Ugggggggh. *shivers*

[Barry]

Jun 26, 2015 6:18:32 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Barry, Former Head Butler for His Grace's late father, now retired

What? I'm retired?? Now what am I not going to do???

*leans back in recliner, sips bourbon, and contemplates the possibilities*

[Coreyo]

Jun 27, 2015 17:51:09 GMT -5 Barry said:

Jun 26, 2015 6:18:32 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Barry, Former Head Butler for His Grace's late father, now retired

What? I'm retired?? Now what am I not going to do???

*leans back in recliner, sips bourbon, and contemplates the possibilities*

OOC: He made me the son of Flemingisa.

[Barry]

Jun 27, 2015 18:04:57 GMT -5 Coreyo said:

OOC: He made me the son of Flemingisa.

Guess he let me off easy.