Office of the Chief of Staff to the King

[Louisistan]

The Chief of Staff to the King
Lord Louisistan of Dingo Island

Chief of Staff to the King: Lord Louisistan
Deputy Chief of Staff to the King: vacant

The Crown's Executive Director of the 3553 Group: vacant
His Majesty's Field Marshall of the Tacoshire Punitive Expeditionary Corps: Field Marshall Jin
The Crown's Special Counsel in the Matter of The Crown v. Aersoldorf: vacant
His Majesty's Lieutenant-Governor for illicit arms deals: vacant

[Louisistan]

Since a Chief of Staff needs a staff and this is a rather large operation, please see above a list of jobs available.

[Tanzoria]

I'm not going to give you any suggestions, it's sink or swim time

[Tanzoria]

nice office, I have a feeling I've seen it somewhere before

[Jin]

I would like to apply for His Majesty's Field Marshall of the Tacoshire Punitive Expeditionary Corps. I assure you Tacoshire will be no more. We will hang, flay, slice, and dice every last dissenter. Those that wish to have mercy brought upon them will be put to work in the Taco Mines. Once a week a special miner-prisoner will be selected for the Advancement Lottery which entails death and more death but the prisoners wont know that because it will be marketed as a trip out of the mines and to freedom and we will lead them to "paradise" through newly built whitewashed kitchen flappy doors.

[Louisistan]

Do you have any sort of military and/or borderline genocide experience?

[Jin]

Jul 8, 2015 9:49:35 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Do you have any sort of military and/or borderline genocide experience?

Rwanda? Me

Darfur? Physically lead by My brother, spiritually led by me

Ho Chi Minh Trail? I let him have the naming ceremony but it was all me

[Louisistan]

Well, I'd say that's quite the resume. Congratulations on you new job, Field Marshall Jin.

I need you to travel to the frontlines and take command of our troops immediately.

[Jin]

I set up a blockade in advance before i got the position and i am slowly blocking trade routes in and out.

[Louisistan]

This isn't Cuba, Jin. Crush them.

[Tanzoria]

No, this could work

[Louisistan]

We still have some job openings to fill here, people!

[Jin]

The tacoshire people beg for food and clean water but i have denied them and suppressed them

[Louisistan]

Jul 10, 2015 4:11:54 GMT -5 Jin said:

The tacoshire people beg for food and clean water but i have denied them and suppressed them

Excellent. We will accept nothing less than Flemingisa's unconditional surrender.

[Tanzoria]

I'm not happy that only one position has been filled so far
*begins sharpening knife*
Hurry up

[Louisistan]

I hereby announce the following filling of positions:

Deputy Chief of Staff to the King: Lower Columbia
The Crown's Executive Director of the 3553 Group: Lord Ater Nox
The Crown's Special Counsel in the Matter of The Crown v. Aersoldorf: Hakketomat, Esquire
His Majesty's Lieutenant-Governor for illicit arms deals: Boltor

Congratulations to all of you.

[Tanzoria]

Now, brief me

[Hakketomat]

Wait... I work for an office dedicated to a king who is not my king? In addition to that, I'm working on a case against Aersoldorf who is my house leader?
Will this be reflected in my salary?

[Tanzoria]

You'll have to negotiate with Louis

[Louisistan]

Jul 10, 2015 4:32:46 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

Wait... I work for an office dedicated to a king who is not my king? In addition to that, I'm working on a case against Aersoldorf who is my house leader?
Will this be reflected in my salary?

You will not be executed if you do your job right. How's that for salary?

[Hakketomat]

Sure
I would like to let everyone know that I am happy to put in a great and winning effort for the right amount of Tacos

I realized that at some point in life, I will become a father and that I have to be able to provide for my family and my kids' future. Therefore, I am ready to drop my morals

Edit*
I can't accept that Louis... Tacos is the only salary that I know. And overtime, insurance, etc.

[Tanzoria]

Louisistan, why do you want a traitor on your staff? Fix this mess, or you know what'll happen....

[Hakketomat]

I am good at what I do
And for the right price, I will do it for you

[Tanzoria]

Why should I pay you for your services? It's your duty to serve your king

[Hakketomat]

But you're not my king
And on that note, you can't label me as a traitor since you never had my allegiance

[Boltor]

lol

[Tanzoria]

Have you not a shred of honour?

[Louisistan]

He's an exellent Lawyer. Shall I have him executed, your Majesty?

[Tanzoria]

It depends. Are there any lawyers who are better or of equal quality that we can reasonably hope to hire?

[Louisistan]

Sure. There's always Klopstock and Barry.