Post by The Empire of Symparius-Kah on Jan 20, 2016 15:25:05 GMT -5
*We meet in a WA Chamber* Good day.-Emperor Eisaman I I present Emperor Eisaman I of the House Sympus, Lord of Sifas, Councillor of Sitha and Lord Protector of the Clans!-Page
Post by Brandenbourg-Anhalt on Jan 20, 2016 17:53:49 GMT -5
"Good day, Emperor Eisaman. The Republic of Brandenbourg-Anhalt thanks you for meeting me here in these great WA premises." *shakes hands with the Emperor* - Brandenbourgish Foreign Minister.
Post by The Empire of Symparius-Kah on Jan 21, 2016 12:05:00 GMT -5
My father was not very fond of you, I do not share these hostilities but if you dare lay a finger on me and I will attack.-Emperor Eisaman I Glorious Emperor, why would you meet with them personally, did you here what their immigrants did to Emperor Vixaxtrus' memorials? They excreted upon them...-Aruman, Secretary of the Emperor *The Emperor makes a disgusted face* *A man storms through the door* Emperor Eisaman, Foreign Minister, glad to meet you in this neutral room. I am sure you two can sort out your differences.-WA Mediator.
Post by Brandenbourg-Anhalt on Jan 21, 2016 16:13:51 GMT -5
Brandenbourgish Foreign Minister:
*Directed at WA mediator* "Thank you, sir. I am sure we will."
*Directed at Emperor Eisaman I* "I would like for this minor dispute to be settled as quickly as possible. I will begin by issuing a formal and heart-felt apology on behalf of my government. We sincerely apologize for suggesting that the great nation of Symparius-Kah should accept our cheese made of pigs milk even though you stated that you were not interested in receiving it and we apologize for saying that it would be rude of you to not accept it. That was indeed rude of us to say and we apologize.
Furthermore, I sincerely apologize for the Brandenbourgish citizens who travelled to Symparius-Kah upon our recommendation to defecate on the late Emperor Vixaxtrus' grave. It was indeed the most grievous kind of violation anyone could perpetrate against the dignity of another nation and we sincerely apologize for their actions. If you want it, we will happily receive your applications to have these individuals extradited to Symparius-Kah to stand trial for this sickening act of theirs."
Post by The Empire of Symparius-Kah on Jan 21, 2016 19:01:47 GMT -5
Mhm, I agree. I wish for compensation for the defecation on my fathers tomb. I will also give 1,000,000 Symias in compensation for the war. I wish for all Brandenbourg immigrants to be sent back to Brandenbourg, and you may have them stand trial, so we may condone our public to see a lighter view. As for the pigs milk, I will allow it but in small quantities per annum.-Emperor Eisaman I *Aruman, the Emperors Secratary writes all this down in the pact, delivered by the mediator*
Anything you would like to say, Foreign Minister? Or should we sign the Pact now?-WA Mediator
Post by Brandenbourg-Anhalt on Jan 21, 2016 19:36:01 GMT -5
"You will be payed the compensation for the defecation on your father's tomb. I thank you for your generous compensation as well. We will also accept having all Brandenbourgish citizens return from your country to our country. I believe however that the perpetrators should stand trial in your country under your country's laws since the crime was committed in your country. That way, you are guaranteed to have the outcome that you want from such trials. What do you say, mr. Emperor?" - Brandenbourgish Foreign Minister.
Post by The Empire of Symparius-Kah on Jan 21, 2016 19:39:30 GMT -5
Okay, Aruman-Yes sire?-Please revise the Pact, all Brandenbourg immigrants that participated in defecting my fathers tomb will stand trial, before being deported all others, will be deported immediately. *Aruman writes it down* Should we sign now?-WA mediator
Post by Brandenbourg-Anhalt on Jan 22, 2016 5:58:27 GMT -5
*Brandenbourgish Foreign Minister signs document, happy that the dispute is now over and the two nations can hopefully be friendly allies from now on*
"There you go, Sir." *hands pen to Emperor Eisaman I* "I'll just have my President and my Prime Minister sign it as soon as I get home. I propose the two of us go out for a beer and some lunch, now that this is all over. What do you say, Mr. Emperor? Your secretary is welcome too if you want, and you are also welcome, Mr. WA mediator."
Post by The Empire of Symparius-Kah on Jan 22, 2016 7:09:23 GMT -5
*Eisaman and Aruman sign it* There-Emperor Eisaman Mhm-Aruman I will keep this paper in the Archives and print off two more for both of your governments to sign.-WA Mediator I hope we will be having better relationship in the future, and yes... Let us go for drinks!.-Emperor Eisaman I