Tacos, O Tacos, wherefore art thou Tacos?

[Sorya]

Tacos, O Tacos, wherefore art thou Tacos?

Would a Taco by any other name taste so delicious?

O, for a muse of fire that would ascend the brightest Tacos of invention.

O for a 12 pack of Doritos Locos deliciousness.

O, for the heavenly crunch of thy shell.

Forsake me not, O Taco of my dreams!

O Taco of my wishes, why must thou only come in dozens?

(Poetry courtesy of Sorya, Aersoldorf, & Tanzoria)

[Ater Nox]

Is this a taco I see before me?

[Sorya]

Is this the heavenly combination of greasy meat and tortilla?

Of guac and sour cream?

Of tomato and lettuce?

Will thy flavorful wonders entice the heart of my taste buds?

[Louisistan]

Once more unto the Taco dear friends, once more!

[SweetHaven]

Oh Tacos I will not leave thee,or forsake thee, but love you forever more

Come, lets all rejoice in refried beans.

[Aersoldorf]

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself a shortage of shells

[Tanzoria]

Oh that these too too solid tacos would melt, thaw and resolves themselves into a dew

[Sorya]

Whose tacos these are, I think I know
He's eating Italian in the village though.
He won't mind me eating some too
There may even be some for you.

Shakespeare may find it queer
To be quoting Frost in here.
Surrounded by tacos and puns so bad
Everyone spams enough to go mad.


Oh noses!

He gives his leftovers a mighty shake
Asking exactly how much I did take.
The only other sound's the chattering
Of my teeth a chattering.

The meat is so dark and delicious
But instead he asks me of any last wishes.
And many more things he has to say.
And many more things he has to say.

These tacos I know are not for me
One must pay an almighty fee.
As I walk away with my red hat,
I wonder who would leave tacos like that.

(Poem originally by Robert Frost, Modified for hilarious purposes by Sorya)

[Aersoldorf]

*weeps*

[Tanzoria]

you don't get to win

[Sorya]

I've got something even better.


Never gonna pass one up
(Original by Rick Astley, edits by Sorya)

We're no strangers to tacos
You know the ingredients and so do I
A full taco bar is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other food

I just wanna eat some tacos
Gotta make you try one too

Never gonna pass one up
Never gonna set one down
Never gonna feast around without one
Never gonna make one on the fly
Never gonna say tasteless
Never gonna order pizza instead

We've known each other for so long
My stomach's been aching, and
It's not too shy to say it.
Inside, we both know what we want
We know the name and we're gonna make it

And if you ask me what it is
Don't tell me you don't know

Never gonna pass one up
Never gonna set one down
Never gonna feast around without one
Never gonna make one on the fly
Never gonna say tasteless
Never gonna order pizza instead

Never gonna pass one up
Never gonna set one down
Never gonna feast around without one
Never gonna make one on the fly
Never gonna say tasteless
Never gonna order pizza instead

(Ooh, pass one up)
(Ooh, pass one up)
Never gonna pass, never gonna pass
(Pass one up)
Never gonna pass, never gonna pass
(Pass one up)

We've known each other for so long
My stomach's been aching, and
It's not too shy to say it.
Inside, we both know what we want
We know the name and we're gonna make it

I just wanna eat some tacos
Gotta make you try one too

Never gonna pass one up
Never gonna set one down
Never gonna feast around without one
Never gonna make one on the fly
Never gonna say tasteless
Never gonna order pizza instead

Never gonna pass one up
Never gonna set one down
Never gonna feast around without one
Never gonna make one on the fly
Never gonna say tasteless
Never gonna order pizza instead

Never gonna pass one up
Never gonna set one down
Never gonna feast around without one
Never gonna make one on the fly
Never gonna say tasteless
Never gonna order pizza instead

[SweetHaven]

Day-o, day-o
Dinner time come and me wan' a taco
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say tac-o
Dinner time come and me wan' a taco
chop the peppers and de avocado
Dinner time come and me wan' a taco
Stack de shells till de mornin' come
Dinner time come and me wan' a taco

[Sorya]

Haiku

Taco taco
Taco taco taco
Taco taco

[Aersoldorf]

Extra spicy beef
Ensconced within crunchy shell
Tastebud nirvana

[Sorya]

So much depends
Upon

A crunchy tasty
Taco

Covered with meaty
Goodness

Beside the poetic
Peoples

[Timothia]

The quality of tacospam here is insanely high.

[Sorya]

Nice free verse there.

I never saw a purple taco,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you with bravado,
That I'd rather see than eat one!

[SweetHaven]

If I had a taco, I'd eat it in the morning
I'd eat it in the evening all over 10KI
I'd eat with salsa, I'd eat with lettuce
I'd eat it with jalapeño peppers and guacamole
All over 10KI

[Timothia]

Taco Island is calm to-night.
The tide is full, the moon lies fair
Upon the straits; - on the Tacoean coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs ofTacod stand,
Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.
Come to the window, sweet is the night-air!
Only, from the long line of spray
Where the sea meets the moon-blanched land,
Listen! you hear the grating roar
Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling,
At their return, up the high strand,
Begin, and cease, and then again begin,
With tremulous cadence slow, and bring
The promise of the taco is near.

[Sorya]

Behold the taco:

It does not quack
It crunches.

It does not fly
Tastebuds it does surprise.

It does not waddle
It sits on a plate.

Behold the taco:
It is not a duck.

[SweetHaven]

I partake of tasty tacos today, a they totally tempt my tasebuds and tummy. Tomato topped tacos are terrific.

[Paffnia]

A taco o' both your houses!