I hereby issue my letter of resignation as Executive Director on the grounds that the Managing Director has grossly mismanaged funds by allowing members of the board to spend excessive amounts of money on frivolous drinks such as caffeine dosed liquid gold.
I have grave concerns about the direction of this company, the only thing that word change my mind is an excessive use of business buzzwords.
This board will not succumb to your incessant synergism. A full revision of your accounts has been performed and you were found to lack process efficiency. Only am executive change control board will be able to clean up the mistakes you made.
Right. Now let's just PR this through production and send it to controlling.
TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan Mayor of Taco Island 79th Knight of TITO 28th Delegate of 10000 Islands Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer Former Senator for Lyonesse East