Post by Louisistan on Jul 15, 2018 4:03:35 GMT -5
Esteemed clients and valued employees,
this morning, my Co-Managing-Director Domino's Pizza informed me of a major change in ownership of the Taco Island Accounting Firm.
Apparently, King Harald of Norway successfully managed to secure a 53% majority of shares and is now the majority shareholder of this firm.
Since thia basically makes us a Norwegian company, we will have to implement some minor changes to ensure compliance with Norwegian rules abd regulations.
Firstly, as a Norwegian company, we need to comply with EFTA regulations. Therefore, we have created a new Auditing Department. It will be headed by Chief Auditor in Chief Ater Nox. Mr. Ater Nox has years of experience in evading any sort of criminal prosecution through obscure tactics. We are extremely confident in his ability to ensure that our operations continue as before while also appearing to be EFTA compliant.
Secondly, our company now has a legally mandated whaling department. Head of this department is @kozmix.
That is all. Thank you.
this morning, my Co-Managing-Director Domino's Pizza informed me of a major change in ownership of the Taco Island Accounting Firm.
Apparently, King Harald of Norway successfully managed to secure a 53% majority of shares and is now the majority shareholder of this firm.
Since thia basically makes us a Norwegian company, we will have to implement some minor changes to ensure compliance with Norwegian rules abd regulations.
Firstly, as a Norwegian company, we need to comply with EFTA regulations. Therefore, we have created a new Auditing Department. It will be headed by Chief Auditor in Chief Ater Nox. Mr. Ater Nox has years of experience in evading any sort of criminal prosecution through obscure tactics. We are extremely confident in his ability to ensure that our operations continue as before while also appearing to be EFTA compliant.
Secondly, our company now has a legally mandated whaling department. Head of this department is @kozmix.
That is all. Thank you.
