I took part in four leadership campaigns

[Louisistan]

All of them were absolutely loathsome.

[Aersoldorf]

Imagine that

[Louisistan]

I mean this is supposed to be the most sophisticated election in Britain, but in fact it is the least sophisticated. Absolutely loathsome.

[Aersoldorf]

It’s a nation whose populace is enamored with a bunch of inbred royals, what did you expect?

[Louisistan]

I mean you can't sit down anywhere without some twerp coming up to you saying "oh hey, did you hear mumblemumblemumble. I absolutely loathe it.

[Aersoldorf]

That’s one of the main reasons why they outlawed most guns, they’re all annoying and afraid they’d get shot for being annoying

[Louisistan]

When I joined David Cameron's leadership campaign, the same people who told us they were going to vote for our candidate, told the other campaigns the very same thing. So it was absoutely useless.

[Aersoldorf]

They were just after the snacks and swag

[Louisistan]

Quite.

[Aersoldorf]

And perhaps a photo op to upload onto social media

[Louisistan]

Not out of the question.

[Aersoldorf]

They could also have gone quite batty

[Boltor]

in sane in the brain

[Aersoldorf]

And the membrane?

[Louisistan]

Boris Johnson has never even seen the membrane.

[Aersoldorf]

Tell him to open his eyes

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

He could hit you for that, you know?

[Aersoldorf]

Not with his eyes closed

[Boltor]

He claims he never missed the briefings

[Aersoldorf]

So this is an actual controversy?

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Hopefully, Aersoldorf is not some sort of a briefing

[Aersoldorf]

I don't do briefs, boxers ftw