TI Special Election 2023: Tax Havena

[Jabberwocky]

Minister of International Affairs Markanite  (Party Party)
Porymonia (Foundation Party) 
coldian (Soft  Bunny  Party )
The Right Honourable Markanite (Party Party)

Tax Havena is a new constituency, the result of massive graft and corruption shifting tides, global warming, and tectonic action.

[Valentian Elysium]

I call shenanigans, Markanite is put twice on the ballot

[Liberdon]

The real question here is why the first Mark is getting more votes than the second Mark.

[Jabberwocky]

My team of beach bunnies investigators is...um, investigating the possibility of ballot tampering.

[Markanite]

Mar 4, 2023 18:23:39 GMT -5 Liberdon said:

The real question here is why the first Mark is getting more votes than the second Mark.

I was shocked and appalled when the second Mark was giving tacos for votes!

Really? Bribery? Not a good look.

*eats taco*

[Hakketomat]

I, for one, am not voting for Markanite! Markanite's policies are terrible and short sighted. Markanite, on the other hand, shows true wisdom and I look forward to working with him!

[Valentian Elysium]

Hakketomat is speaking the truth. I cannot stand the things Markanite has done and I cannot see him act as MP in good faith, which is why Markanite, a good virtuous soul who has the constituent's concerns in his mind at all times, should be MP!

[Jabberwocky]

Markanite has tied himself to become the MP for Tax Havena. Not unlike Walt Whitman, he is large; he contains multitudes. This saves the taxpayers the need for a runoff election.

[Markanite]

VIVA TAX HAVENA!