Currupt a Wish!

[tannattia]

The way you play is simple. Someone says a wish, the next person currpupts it then says a wish and so on. Like so:

Person 1:I wish I had a dog
Person 2:You get a dog then it dies.
I wish for a popsicle.


Truly, one of my favorites. So ill start

I wish I had a paper bag.

[Bahamamamma]

You get a paper bag which bursts immediately into flames.

I wish I had a palm tree

[tannattia]

It falls on you while your sitting under it.

I wish for a

[Assassins and Bandits]

The exploded turn into a blackhole and you were sucked into it.

I wish i have wings.

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

the wings replace your arms and you can no longer write or do anything.

I wish i was a guitar hero

[Bahamamamma]

You would become a guitar hero and all guitars become immediately extinct.

I wish I had a Strawberry Popsickle

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

you get one, only to find that moments before, 'popsickles' were no longer known as 'popsickles' and instead a new manure product bore that name.

I wish i could fly (a classic wish there )

[Bahamamamma]

You find you can fly - right off a 35 story building - but quickly realize it is just the pcp making you Think you are flying.

I wish I had a big pink flower for my hair

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

The genie mishears you: grants you a big pink flower in place of your hair.

I wish rock music was frozen in time in 1989

[LeeV]

Granted, but you will also be frozen in time and will not be able to hear it.


I wish that I could get 10,000 posts,

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

You are granted them, but unfortunately you are found to have consecutive posted (the cardinal forum sin) and are ostracized from the group.

I wish i had the power to kill a yak, from 200yards away!

[Estayland]

You get your wish, yet the recoil from the power will sling you that same 200 yards. The force from the recoil puts you in the hospital with broken bones and a concussion.

(I didnt think ya'll had yards in Ireland).

I wish I could make any girl be in love with me.

[Bad Infinitum]

Of course, only you quickly lose control of your powers, and all the fugly girls are crawling all over you and aren't saving any Estay love for the hotties. On top of that, all the woman love you're getting makes you tired of women and you turn gay. So, essentially, your now-defunct powers are pretty much useless anyway.

I wish I didn't always go way overboard when I corrupted wishes.

[New Dracora]

Your wish is granted, but as a direct consequence your new found leniency to others wishes causes you to become overly frustrated, especially when others aren't pulling any punches when it comes to corrupting your wishes.......



I wish to have complete and utter dominance over the earth and henceforth all life contained with in (I like to think small ).

[LeeV]

Granted. But all life will die. Meaning you have no one to rule over and you will die of lonelyness.

I wish that I could control peoples minds.

[Estayland]

However, once you do everyone becomes robots, and it no longer becomes fun.

I wish I could draw.

[LeeV]

Granted, but you then loose you're arms.

I wish I was not slow.

[GLIII]

However you become too fast and your legs turn into jello.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[MinnaCaroline]

Then you'd be rich and your friends would turn out to be fakes only out for your money.

I wish I never had to work again.

[Estayland]

However, the dollars turn out to be canadian.

I wish I could sing.

[LeeV]

Granted, but all the glass near you would shatter instantly.


I wish I could think of a wish to post.

[New Dracora]

(For MinnaCaroline:) Granted - you become quadriplegic.

(For LeeV:) Granted - but before you can post you forget what it was.


I wish I could do anything I wanted without consequence.

[Skwerrel]

Granted, but you will be transported to Mars first.

I wish I could control the minds of all small woodland creatures.

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

granted: but in doing so you lose control of your own mind forever!

I wish i has more time to revise for my exams!

[Estayland]

Yet when you do, you change your answers to the wrong answers and you fail.

I wish for eternal life.

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

But the only way means you have to drink Unicorn blood, just like in Harry potter

I wish it was a few hours earlier so i could go out on my bike....and i wish for millions of

[Estayland]

Yet you cannot be granted 2 wishes in one. You are sucked into the genie bottle for your foul, where you must live for one year.

I wish I could rule the world.

[GLIII]

The world is destroyed shortly after you become ruler.

I wish I could firebomb all the hummers in the world.

[Skwerrel]

Granted, but the button you must push and hold down for a minute is in a hummer.

I wish I had a fish.

[Bahamamamma]

You instantly have a fish which turns out to be the world's largest killer goldfish then proceeds to devour your face without the aid of cutlery.

I wish Estayland had front-row seats at the circus