Post by Sinn Féin's Ireland on Dec 16, 2007 5:21:53 GMT -5
sinn said:
I'll humour the facetious moment, though it's not counting:Man's good deeds towards women (GD) are inversely proportional to man's standing in woman's eyes (MS) = Women are evil.
But let us consider this basic equation a little deeper. For example, rather than an apparent contradiction, it relies upon sound logic.
Consider: Woman's capacity to remember good deeds is Finite, due to the limitations of the human residual memory. The more GD conducted by man, the less and less she is able to remember the individual GD.* This means that the more and more GD conducted by man, statistically, the less and less GD is valued. If this paradigm is extrapolated infinitely, GD becomes of inconsequence, meaning that any situation can have an outcome only of 0** or -1 (when values of 1 are ascribed to deeds considered 'good', 'neutral' deeds ascribed a value of 0, and 'bad' deeds, for example adultery and calling your woman fat get a value of -1). This means that for every second that man fails to conduct GD he lowers MS below the '0' perception, or neutrality. The more he attempts GD the lower the statistical success rate of each attempt. It is the law of diminishing returns. Eventually, when man stops GD in order to eat or sleep, he will no longer be topping up his MS to the '0' line, causing it to drop into negativity, causing the woman to either shout at him, or dump him.
And this, gentlemen, is why women are evil. ;D
*if a man conducts 100 GD and the woman can store 50 GD in her residual memory then each GD stands a chance of 1 in 2 of being remembered. If he conducts 1,000 GD this is reduced to 1 in 20, and so on and so forth.
**Or as close to 0 as is physically possible without crossing the axis on the graph
lickto said:
I see it this way:We can agree that a woman is a product of time
and money right?
Woman = Time * Money
We all know that time is money...
time = money
woman = money * money
woman = (money)^2
We also know that money is the root of all evil,
correct?
money = sqrt(evil)
woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2
Hence,
woman = evil
WOMEN ARE EVIL!!
That, sir, is why women are evil. I like your way too, though.
