Post by Grub (Lenlyvit) on Jun 25, 2004 12:14:42 GMT -5
The United States of Grub is pleased to announce the arrival of their three billionth citizen. As a reward for their luck, the government has offered the child's family the opportunity to be one of the first residents of the vast underground cities that are being constructed underneath the islands to accommodate the surging population. Each underground city has a lovely view of an illuminated sea floor and is a testament to the architects and engineers of Grub despite the recent unfavorable UN report regarding the education level of the citizens of Grub. These new underground sea floor cities will be all the rage in Grub society for years to come.
Ha, good for you Grub, with this number you've once again proven yourself to be a leader worth following ( not that your citizens seem to have a choice ) ! Celebrations throughout the night, I suspect?
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it.