He-Man Women-(not really)-Haters Club

[Harmonious Treefolk]

Grr! Welcome to the He-Man Women-(not really)-Haters Club, where the only rule is DUDES ONLY! (This is in no way a direct ripoff of the Girls Only Club).

Talk about guy stuff without it getting all girled up with girly stuff!

Now hold on a minute while I ramp my monster truck over a pit of fire-breathing robots!

[Lichto]

Dude, my barbecue stopped working yesterday as I was grilling up some 50-ounce steaks, so I had to reroute the propane tubes through the house so I could use the gas from my fireplace, where I have my 15-point buck's head mounted. Needless to say, my manliness saved the day, and the medium rare steaks were delicious.

[Harmonious Treefolk]

Feb 9, 2009 14:10:59 GMT -5 Lichto said:

Dude, my barbecue stopped working yesterday as I was grilling up some 50-ounce steaks, so I had to reroute the propane tubes through the house so I could use the gas from my fireplace, where I have my 15-point buck's head mounted. Needless to say, my manliness saved the day, and the medium rare steaks were delicious.

Now that's manly! Medium rare steaks grilled with good ol' ingenuity!

I really cannot stick around for too long. I have to go to the bar and pick a fight with a motorcycle gang. Pansies.

[Sheynat is lazy]

i'm so manly i can't be bothered to actually log in
I also have chainsaws for hands and regularly kill velociraptors with my beard! rawr!

[Harmonious Treefolk]

Sweet! But remember, it's not the beard on the outside, but the beard on the outside that counts.

Quick, throw me your beard!

[Bad Infinitum]

The other day when I was wrestling a bear at night, I was shouting about operating heavy machinery and growing beards. The bear was so pissed off it punched me right in the face, but I had so much American soil in my mouth I didn't feel a thing. The bear died in awe of my awesomeness. I spat on the bear and declared "you're welcome".

[Harmonious Treefolk]

D*** straight!

*chugs a jug of whiskey*

[Echolilia]

Hey, here is the missing boys only club!