The Triumvirate 3 Wise Guys Me, Myself, and I are delighted to announce that after years of scientific research the Confederacy of Dunsez is now able to offer dehydrated water in boxes of 1, 5, and 10 cubic meters. In an emergency, just fill the box with fresh water and you are ready to quench your thirst. We urge you to stock up today in case of future crisis.