I'd Eat That Sandwich

[Bad Infinitum]

I had a lot of down time on my last tour, and my spotter taught me a couple of memory games. This one is, by far, the most fun. Though it probably won't translate well in text, it is still fun to hear what people come up with to put on the sandwich.

For the record - it makes for an AMAZING drinking game.

So, here's the rules.
1. The first person says a type of bread and a single topping, e.g. "Honey ham on wheat bread."
2. The second person declares "I'd eat that sandwich"
3. The second person then adds a topping, e.g. "Honey ham and mustard on wheat bread"
4. The next person declares "I'd eat that sandwich" and then adds an additional topping, e.g. "Honey ham, mustard, and Muenster cheese on wheat bread."
5. So on and so forth.

This continues until someone gets so disgusted that they declare "I would NOT eat that sandwich." At this point, everyone takes a drink and you start over.

It is very much like the notorious 10000 Islands Dressing, in the regard that is commonly will start off with legitimate food items and quickly devolves into a barely edible collection of acids, tar, and various other poisons.

I'll start.

Smoked turkey on pumpernickel.

[Shizensky]

I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon and baby Swiss cheese on pumpernickel.

[Shizensky]

I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon and baby Swiss cheese with mustard on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

Hell yeah, I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, mustard, and pepperoni on pumpernickel.

[Shizensky]

Ooooh, pepperoni. Nice. Personally, I'd have probably gone with Mozz. rather than swiss, but I'll live.

And yes, I'd still eat that sandwich. I'd probably even pay for it.


Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella , mustard, and pepperoni on pumpernickel.

[Firstaria]

I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni on pumpernickel and eggplants.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'd eat the hell out of that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, and a doughnut on pumpernickel.

[morlago]

I've never heard of doughnuts on a sandwich, but I'll eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut and parma ham on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

Sept 26, 2009 23:00:51 GMT -5 @morlago said:

I've never heard of doughnuts on a sandwich, but I'll eat that sandwich.

Well you sir, have not LIVED.

By the way, I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, and venison on pumpernickel.

[morlago]

I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, and a juicy piece of steak on pumpernickel.

[Firstaria]

PARMA HAM....*same rumor Homer does with Donuts*

I'll eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison,a juicy piece of steak on pumpernickel and boiled beans.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'd eat that sandwich. Hell, I'd serve that sandwich at my wedding.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison,a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, and MRE Menu #4 on pumpernickel.

[Walabamba]

I'd eat that sandwich

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison,a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4 and pizza sauce on pumpernickel.

[morlago]

I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce and salami on pumpernickel.

[Firstaria]

Pizza sauce solve the problem. I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce,salami and rotten eggs on pumpernickel.

[Walabamba]

I'd eat that sandwich

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce,salami, rotten eggs and ground beef on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'd eat that sandwich, and then I'd blog about it.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, and large curd cottage cheese on pumpernickel.

[morlago]

Yuck, I'll puke!

But I'll eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese and thickened sour milk on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'd eat that sandwich, then spend five minutes licking the tip of my finger and picking the crumbs up off the plate, table, floor, and my lap.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, and a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts on pumpernickel.

[Ayunli]

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, and dill pickles on pumpernickel.

[morlago]

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles on pumpernickel and dead Relalix.

[morlago]

By the way, I'd eat Ayunli's sandwich.

[Ayunli]

I'd eat that...

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, and cranberry sauce on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'd eat any sandwich with cranberry sauce on it. This sandwich included.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, cranberry sauce, and a poached egg on pumpernickel.

[Ayunli]

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, cranberry sauce, a poached egg, and Ayunli's throwup on pumpernickel.

[morlago]

I'll eat that sandwich and then throw up.

So I'll add that to the sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, cranberry sauce, a poached egg, Ayunli's throwup and Morlago's throwup on pumpernickel.

[Ayunli]

I'd eat that....

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, cranberry sauce, a poached egg, Ayunli's throwup, Morlago's throwup, and peanut butter on pumpernickel.

[Bad Infinitum]

Hell yeah I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, cranberry sauce, a poached egg, Ayunli's throwup, Morlago's throwup, peanut butter, and milksteak on pumpernickel.

[Ayunli]

Hell yeah I'd eat that sandwich.

Smoked turkey with bacon, baby Swiss cheese, a slice of melted mozzarella, mustard, pepperoni, eggplants, doughnut, parma ham, venison, a juicy piece of steak, boiled beans, MRE Menu #4, pizza sauce, salami, rotten eggs, ground beef, large curd cottage cheese, thickened sour milk, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, dill pickles, dead Relalix, cranberry sauce, a poached egg, Ayunli's throwup, Morlago's throwup, peanut butter, milksteak, and asparagus on pumpernickel.