Post by Guy on Dec 9, 2010 6:18:37 GMT -5
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Condemn Aglrinia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Aglrinia
Proposed by: Merrishore
Description: The Security Council,
RECOGNISING that throughout Aglrinia's existence it has oppressed, and suppressed the citizens of it's nation.
APPALLED that the Aglrinian government would publicly announce a 'Controversial Laws' section within their own national factbooks, which include, yet are not limited to:
1. Citizens must pay a $1000.00 fine if they're caught disposing of chewed bubble gum in an non-approved waste basket, and or on the ground/in the water.
2. Cars with license plates ending in numbers can only be driven on even days of the month, while cars with license plates ending in letters can only be driven on odd days of the month. However, all government-owned cars can be driven on any day of the month.
3. Any zoo and or person with authorization to keep an Indian Elephant will be given the death sentence if the Indian Elephant is spayed or neutered.
4. In Beijilano-(The Aglrinian Capital City) the penalty for public masturbation is to have the hand the person used cut off.
5. Drunk drivers are executed by having the alcohol level they were caught with injected into their veins and then having the entry site set on fire, causing the circulatory system to ensue into flames
6. For certain crimes, the presumption is guilt until proven innocent.
7. No convicted felons, are allowed to marry, and/or breed, if they're currently married or have children they must report to their local government centre. If you've had children, or are illegaled married outside the country knowing of these laws that passed as of 2/10/2010. Their families, and the convicted felon will be executed.
8. It is illegal to step on any of the nation's currency.
9. Emigration is Illegal.
DISGUSTED at the Aglrinian governments punishments and torture methods which include, yet aren't limited to;
1. Sensory Deprivation: the deliberate reduction or removal of stimuli from one or more of the senses
2. Disambiguation: a form of torture in which the victim's hands are first tied behind their back, and are then suspended in the air by means of a rope attached to the wrists, which usually dislocates both arms. Weights may be added to the body to intensify the effect and increase the pain.
3. Sleep Deprivation: is the condition of having too little sleep; it can be either chronic or acute. Long-term total sleep deprivation can cause death.
4. Forced Standing: a torture method in which the subject is forced to stand in one place for several hours, which can cause ankle swelling, bruising, and excruciating pain.
5. Death by a thousand cuts: the condemned person is killed by using a knife to methodically remove portions of the body over an extended period of time.
REALIZING that these laws and punishments for these ridiculous crimes, not only restrict Aglrinian citizen rights, but that they also cause international astiction & consternation.
THEREFORE The Security Council hereby condemns Aglrinia for their reckless disregard for human rights.
