Early exit polls show a strong ground swell of support for Washing Machines. Infact our stats suggest that voters in support of Washing Machines has gone up 300% in the last 24 hours. The boffins at the lab have extrapalted this early result and have forcasted that Washing Machines should acheive around 2million votes by Friday. When someone pointed out the impossiblity of this new chalk and dusters were sent for.
Rumours of a so called 'election blow out' have been quashed at Washing Machines campiegn HQ. Citizens have been jailed and police have switched from rubber bullets to HE. When asked to comment by local TV, President Thorn shut down all media outlets across the nation. It was thought that he said 'I'll get you next time Gadget, next time.'
G'day all I would like to extend my congratulations to the winners of the Senate Elections. Well done New Boniventure, EU-topia, Nulibert, TheSensitiveNewAge.