High Charity 24/7 - XKI's Insane Hospital

[auroraworld]

We need a parody of hospital!

People here can joke about medical treatment, surgery (the best part!), doctors and nurses etc.

I bet you can post something hilarious!

Very, very, very little example:

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to 'beautiful?'" He replied, "The drugs are wearing off."

[Anartonia]

Oh snap, just realized we had another one of these
10000islands.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=Entertainment&thread=20067&post=484659

Such good memories...

[auroraworld]

Well, this hospital can repalce the previous Institute or co-exist with it....or compete in madness! ;D

[Anartonia]

This is the hospital. The other place is an asylum

[auroraworld]

Good! Crazy hospitals are often more dangerous.

[Anartonia]

And therefore more fun!
*goes to the asylum to get the straightjackets*
Oh, it'll be just like old times...

[auroraworld]

Who wants to perform the first, deadly, surgery???

[Anartonia]

Ooh! Pick me! *turns on chainsaw and grins*

[auroraworld]

The Director of HC 24/7 Hospital, Aurora Sphere, agrees to let dr Anar do his best efforts..for the patients' good.

*The Director goes to the relaxation room.*

[Boltor]

Great you unleashed a chainsaw wielding maniac into the hospital. Oh wait *reads title of thread*....

[Ater Nox]

Dr Nox reporting for duty!

Now Anar, did you want one chainsaw hand or two?

[Anartonia]

*puts on sunglasses and goatee* Stand back, I've got this covered...

[auroraworld]

How many patients have you killed..err umm..healed?

[Anartonia]

Oh, a few...

[auroraworld]

Not enough...we need the 200% of norm xD

[Robloxica]

Dr. Robloxica reporting for duty, Ms.Director, Sir.

[auroraworld]

Ok do your job "saving" our patients and make them willing to return

[Robloxica]

I can start off as an anesthesiologist, if that's okay? *pulls out a mallet*

[auroraworld]

Ok! ;D

[Anartonia]

Dec 21, 2011 14:50:23 GMT -5 Robloxica said:

I can start off as an anesthesiologist, if that's okay? *pulls out a mallet*

Sweet Although save it for the less valuable ones...

Oh look! I think we have our first customer already!

[Anartonia]

Dec 20, 2011 12:22:22 GMT -5 @auroraworld said:

Not enough...we need the 200% of norm xD

Well, I wasn't counting those outside a hospital as part of the few...

[Echolilia]

A dog went to the hospital but was denied admittance. He said, "but I'm a talking dog". They referred him to the talking pet hospital.