Autonomina's Raft and Clubhouse

[Autonomina]

*Throws a bunch of logs down on a beach, delerious from sun poisoning and too much time in Shelter's mansion, begins tying logs together with palm fronds*

No, this shouldn't go like this... hell with it. that's close enough. Yes... yes.. she's the finest vessel this side of the Mississippi.

*Shoves off to sail on what is arguably the laziest river ride on the planet muttering something about finding the asylum*

"Welcome to my Pro Tempore place of wandering residence." He said to the islands before dozing off .

[Aersoldorf]

*re-ties all of the knots with proper lashing and climbs aboard with a case of absinthe and a couple of crab pots*

So, where we headed?

[Aersoldorf]

*sets crab pots and spears a couple of fish*

Sushi my friend?

[Randomain]

Mmmm sushi... I'll trade some for this green anisey beverage

[Aersoldorf]

You have a deal

[Autonomina]

We're headed wherever the waters take us, like an erratic Huck Finn. Mind if I nab a bit of that sushi as well?

[Aersoldorf]

Help yourself

[Autonomina]

I hear there's a kraken in the Anime Daisuki Sea. I say we sail out and confront it, there could be enough sushi to last us a lifetime.

[Barry]

Sushi? Yuck!
*pulls out a schnitzel from huge crate and cooks it up*
Hopefully we'll run into a herd of veal fish on the way.

[Autonomina]

I saw a pod of them not too long ago, we could go after them, the winds seem favourable enough.

[Aersoldorf]

What kind of lure should I use for a veal fish?

[Autonomina]

I hear they go for marmots.

[Aersoldorf]

I was hoping they ate cats

[Autonomina]

Same difference

[Aersoldorf]

Really? I always found cats more annoying

[Aersoldorf]

*throws out a couple lines with fresh marmot meat as bait*

[Benevolent Thomas]

*A man with only wooden planks for limbs floats in the water ahead of the raft*

"Thar be no survivin' an encounter with the Kraken. Lost all me crew and limb to the beast. Fixed meself these ear *waves a peg* yusin' what's left o' me ship."

[Autonomina]

*takes the man aboard*
I intend to whittle your limbs down to a point and use you as a human throwing knife. You'll do fine.

[Barry]

WHO ATE THE CAPTAIN'S STRAWBERRIES?!??

[Benevolent Thomas]

Dec 3, 2012 17:20:20 GMT -5 Autonomina said:

*takes the man aboard*
I intend to whittle your limbs down to a point and use you as a human throwing knife. You'll do fine.

I was thinking I'd be more of use as a part of your raft. I see that you have a few gaps in the raft that I could easily patch up.

[Aersoldorf]

Dec 9, 2012 10:10:34 GMT -5 Barry said:

WHO ATE THE CAPTAIN'S STRAWBERRIES?!??

Wasn't me, I can't stand them

[Ater Nox]

That's just what he wants you to think!

[Aersoldorf]

There are actually very few red foods that I'll eat

[Autonomina]

Good thinking Thomas, cut him up.
And Ater, you're the only one here covered in strawberry seeds.

[Barry]

I think someone is trying to sabotage your raft and undermine your authority, Cap'n!
They must be discovered and thrown overboard!
*unleashes parrot, who starts sniffing around and squawking*

[Aersoldorf]

*builds a small fire and eyes the parrot hungrily*