Taco-y Corrupt-a-Wish

[Komanici]

Alright I'm doing this quickly...
You start out bu wishing something then the nest person...
1.) Makes something bad happen to the previous wish
2.) Make your own wish
3.) Repeat

Example)
Person 1: I wish for chicken
Person 2: Granted, but it's rancid.
I wish for a pet Twilight Sparkle


I'll start...
I wish for a Unicorn

[Aersoldorf]

Granted, but poachers shot it and removed the horn for medicinal purposes, leaving you with just a smelly carcass.

I wish that I had won the lottery last night

[Aersoldorf]

btw, your first, and only, post was to start this?? You do know we already have a corrupt-a-wish thread, right?