Captain Pengu's City in the Sky

[Deleted]

I've always wanted to live in the sky, and now I do. What's ironic is that penguins can't fly...except the experts are working on a penguin friendly invention that would make it possible for them to fly. No, it's not a jetpack...pay no attention to the little rockets that you see! Move along, nothing to see here.

Now, who wants some candy and ticket to the Penguin Paradise theme park?

[Aersoldorf]

I'll take a ticket to the park, I need a few eggs for this omelette recipe I'm wanting to prepare

[Deleted]

*hands ticket* Here you are, and don't forget to visit the gift shop!

What sort of omelette is it?

[Aersoldorf]

I guess it would be a penguin egg omelette with onions, bell peppers, bacon, broccoli, mushrooms, cheese and a dash of cayenne pepper

[Deleted]

You lost me at onions, almost completely lost me at bell peppers, but brought me back with bacon.

mmmm, bacon.

[Aersoldorf]

bacon goes with anything

[Deleted]

I'm happy to announce that the Vominator 5000 has opened up for business. It's not for the weak of heart, though. Have fun!

[Louisistan]

Jun 3, 2014 0:55:24 GMT -5 @tredania said:

I'm happy to announce that the Vominator 5000 has opened up for business. It's not for the weak of heart, though. Have fun!

Finally!!

[Deleted]

Due to absolutely no demand, the city has been reopened. The theme park may be undergoing changes, but it was a silly park anyways.

[Jabberwocky]

Terrific view from up here

[Deleted]

Glad you enjoy it! We also offer free rocks to throw at the peasants below.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Look, there is Boltor! *throws rock*

[Deleted]

Poor Boltor. *throws another rock*

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

You failed... *throws another rock*
Bullseye!

[Deleted]

Great shot! I bet he felt that!

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Man down!

[Deleted]

I don't think they can hear you down there.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Worth the shot...

[Deleted]

Shots you say? Might I interest you in target practice? *hands you a bow and arrow*

[Louisistan]

Aschente make sure your flying castle does not collide with this thing

[Deleted]

My flying city is built with the finest Flying land/building avoidance technology. It senses large flying objects from as far back as 3 miles and course corrects to avoid them.

[Jabberwocky]

Flying city should be a Shop Item

[Deleted]

I second this idea.

[Louisistan]

Do you have a flying permit for this thing?

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

This is like Lando Calrissian's Cloud City

[Louisistan]

So he's basically a pirate??

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

He won it by playing some cards...

[Deleted]

Yep, and it was a perfectly legit game.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Of course it was...

[Deleted]

Hey, I can't be responsible if the other player's luck just wasn't with them.