Post by Hahiha / USSR on Oct 11, 2014 23:48:12 GMT -5
Due to my mind being weird and monologuing late one night, I have decided to create a thread for people to put their monologues. For those who don't know, a monologue is a speech or conversation by one person, hence mono. So I would like to start this thread off with my monologue from the other night.
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[wordy] okay I am off....cya all later
[alustrian] I barely remember the old update schedule anymore, but that was way worse
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[hahiha] God dang it, too late
[elite] I'm off too, I need to study some more
[elite] bye everyone
[Naba] cya, Elite
[hahiha] it is the weekend!
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[13CGS] ?
[hahiha] Everyone just left
[ayunli] i think he's mad everyone's leaving cause updates over
[hahiha] I'm trying to limit my youtube late at night
[hahiha] So I need distractions
[13CGS] Read a good book
[hahiha] I don't have any left to read, unless I want to retread "How to play chess for dummies"
[hahiha] Good book by the way, not for the easily distracted, or those without a chess board
[ayunli] you can rent ebooks from the library now and theres a few free kindle books on amazon
[hahiha] Don't know think my school wants us doing that on their iPads. we used to have free books app on our iPads, I loved reading H.G. Wells
[hahiha] War of the worlds, the invisible man, man in the moon, I was reading ten thousand leagues under the ocean, bit dull
[hahiha] Forgot to mention they removed the app
[hahiha] And forgot the book, The Island of Dr. Moraeu (don't know how to spell the name) which is my favorite
[hahiha] Do you want to here the most annoying sound in the world:
[hahiha] That part of the movie dumb and dumber was completely improv
[hahiha] 2001 was also a good book.....
[hahiha] What book do you think is better, The Island of Sr. Moraeu, or 2001: A Space Odysses?
[hahiha] Dr. Moraeu not Sr. Moraeu
[hahiha] If he was old the Leapoard man would've killed him
[hahiha] Are you guys there?
[hahiha] No? Just a kid typing to himself....
[hahiha] But I do have to say this is one of my best monologues
[hahiha] Heck I could be on the U.S. Senate and just talk for hours and hours and hours and hours, or could I?....
[hahiha] Hmmm....
[hahiha] Why am I projecting my thoughts onto a chat other people can see?
[13CGS] The real question is why not
[hahiha] Why or why not, that is the question I ask of thee.
[hahiha] Butt you are right, why are you not projecting your thoughts onto a chat other people can see.
[13CGS] I simply do not have any thought to cast other than you are great at monologues
[ayunli] yep
[hahiha] Why thank you, my mind tends to wander when unattended
[hahiha] Now I am thinking of bacon, I don't know why but I am thinking of bacon, my love bacon, she is a clumsy one and also quite pudgy with six necks, I plan on taking her out back one of these days
[hahiha] Pigs are fat, but hogs are fatter, but they are bother domesticated bore
[hahiha] Domestication makes things fat
[hahiha] The chicken used to be able to fly
[hahiha] But thanks to domestication, it is fat
[hahiha] People hate fat people, using there motorized wheelchairs scooting back and forth, like cows to slaughter
[hahiha] I think I am hungry
[hahiha] When you think of the saying, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." are you saying that if there was a horse just standing there, you would just start cutting into him, or are you saying that you are so hungry you are willing to dog if you were too lazy to get up from your couch.
[hahiha] The thought of sushi makes me sick, which reminds me, I had a fever of 100 Fahrenheit last week
[hahiha] Right after I got my braces too
[hahiha] Have you ever noticed that the main character in a book is never fat
[hahiha] That just shows how much people hate fat people
[hahiha] Especially when people write books for people that pretty much anyone can fit into
[hahiha] The secret is, describe them super vaguely like, "Oh darling ai like your bluefish, greenish, brownish eyes and your hip and there is an arm on either side of it."
[hahiha] I got that from a YouTube video ^
[hahiha] There are too many videos on YouTube, and Leonardo De Caprio needs a freaking Oscar already
[hahiha] I mean freaking Titanic, The Great Gatsby, and countless others that I don't remember.
[hahiha] Oh catch me if you can was a great movie
[hahiha] One of my friends has never seen any of the Star Wars videos
[hahiha] So me and a couple others were contemplating making him watch at least the original three
[hahiha] My local theatre once a year has a day where it is the lord of the rings trilogy (prologue discluded) I really want to watch that marathon, I loved the books and the movies, but I am too lazy to get up and change the DVDS every 3 hours so I can't marathon by myself
[hahiha] I have trouble marathoning on Netflix on my xBox 360 because I'm too lazy to turn the controller on, since I like to turn my controller off while watching Netflix to conserve batteries
[hahiha] I have freaking monologues for about 45 minutes, what is wrong with my life?
[13CGS] Nothing
[hahiha] Your right, what is wrong with your guys' life to read 45 minutes worth of monologue from a clearly crazy person?
[hahiha] Zs look crazy
[hahiha] Especially going from A to Z az, az, az ,az, az, az
[13CGS] Insanity is relative, and besides it's a pretty good monologue
[hahiha] good how? Even I haven't been following my own brain?
[13CGS] What one person thinks is insane another may view it as normal
[hahiha] But what about when you view your self as insane, you know, it seems a bit backwards, usually the person is insane in the membrane and they think they're normal
[hahiha] I view myself as insane when I'm sane
[13CGS] I have had thought processes that make me look crazy until I explain it to people
[13CGS] My brain likes to make alot of jumps from one topic to the other
[hahiha] My thought process just likes to jump to, I put in leads above so it would be easier to follow
[hahiha] Why don't we nuke ISIS in Syria, I mean we can always make more nukes, plus who is going to get pissed at us? ISIS.
[13CGS] Syria probably would along with the rest of the world
[hahiha] We're already bombing them, and the Brits are helping
[hahiha] What would it matter if one of those bombs was 40x t
[hahiha] 40x an atom bomb
[hahiha] It might create a little residuals radiation and fallout, but we might be able to live there again, in the far future
[hahiha] If not, that is why Syria's president deserves
[Magthere] And the collateral damage, plenty of civilians would be taken with them and that would just spawn the next generation of ISIS
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[13CGS] Hey, Grub
[admin] Hi
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[hahiha] The president of Syria is already doing that fighting the rebel group
[hahiha] Hello
[13CGS] How is your day going Grub?
[hahiha] Should I keep monologuing?
[13CGS] If you want, as I said it is a good monologue
[hahiha] Right know my mind needs to figure out, monologue, or converse
[13CGS] I'll probably be leaving soon seening as it's almost 2
[hahiha] An ode to braces when I first got them, "OUCH! Why the heck do you hurt so freaking much, who decided you could hurt my me!" And ode to braces
[hahiha] And now we play taps in the memory of Grammar. *Taps music plays*
[admin] Things are good. I am working on a new upgrade for the forum right now. Sorry if I am not saying much.
[hahiha] Oh grammar, there were many people in your Nazi party. They were hated, some were liked, but most were just hated. Oh grammar how we miss your rules in our language.
[13CGS] Thats fine, Hahiha provides entertainment on his own
[13CGS] By the way, do you know what the issue was with the Ocean Theme on the forum?
[hahiha] You used to rule with an Iron fist with your Nazi party followers enforcing your rules everywhere, but then came the dark days from which we never recovered with smart phones and texting, people tried to type as fast as the could to converse, but every time they did, grammar died a little inside. Grammar went in for a regular physical, but it turns out he had stage four brain tumor, which was terminal if people kept texting the way they did. Sadly enough people did even more often. Grammar died shortly after.
[hahiha] People don't like death, they think Ohhhh noooo it's too scary, then you die of the cold because you were a germophobe and never built an immune system. Sucks to be you right now
[hahiha] I personally just can't handle scary games, it' snot actually the game, it is the feeling of being utterly alone, that is why I only play horror games in a large group
[hahiha] Sorta like girls, like wth why are you always in a big group
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[aternox] Hey guys
[13CGS] Hey, Nox
[hahiha] Shshshshshhhhh, I'm monologuing
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[hahiha] Like srsly stp tlkng wtht vwls
[hahiha] And a freaking cappuccino or pumpkin spice latte, why not just buy a normal coffee and then load it up with a ton of cream and sugar
[hahiha] Like a normal person
[hahiha] Some girls at my school actually think crocs are in style, it' like, "when did I fall down a hole shading a rabbit?"
[hahiha] Chasing*
[hahiha] I started thinking of bacon again
[hahiha] That thick succulent bacon
[hahiha] With all that delicious fat
[hahiha] So juicy and delicious for all meals
[hahiha] I hear rabbit is taste likes chicken, or is the other way does chicken taste like rabbit? And who would kill a freaking bunny, people are monsters
[hahiha] You only kill domesticated animals like dogs and cats (go Vietnam!) I suppose you could also eat pigs, sheep, and cow
[hahiha] Imagine a sirloin, bacon, lamb, and ham kabob
[hahiha] I'do be fat after eating about two
[hahiha] Of course I'd eat 60 of them
[hahiha] Vegetarianism is bsaically committing genocide against plants
[hahiha] Basically*
[hahiha] I mean sure plants can't think as far as us humans can discern, but they are also living
[hahiha] We have animal cells, and plant cells, a cell is a living thing, and so plants live. Think about that next time you eat a salad you murderer.
[hahiha] How long have I been monologuing now, approximately 1 hour 20 minutes?
[hahiha] I suppose I can let others talk now
[aternox] I think I missed the start of your monologue, can you start from the begining again?
[hahiha] May I say my Monologue was very monotonous
[hahiha] It is a chat, you can read it back
[aternox] It's not the same though
[hahiha] Obvious attempt at making me go longer is obvious
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[wordy] okay I am off....cya all later
[alustrian] I barely remember the old update schedule anymore, but that was way worse
[alustrian] cya!
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[elite] cya Wordy
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[hahiha] God dang it, too late
[elite] I'm off too, I need to study some more
[elite] bye everyone
[Naba] cya, Elite
[hahiha] it is the weekend!
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[Naba] night, everyone
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[hahiha] Come on...
[13CGS] ?
[hahiha] Everyone just left
[ayunli] i think he's mad everyone's leaving cause updates over
[hahiha] I'm trying to limit my youtube late at night
[hahiha] So I need distractions
[13CGS] Read a good book
[hahiha] I don't have any left to read, unless I want to retread "How to play chess for dummies"
[hahiha] Good book by the way, not for the easily distracted, or those without a chess board
[ayunli] you can rent ebooks from the library now
and theres a few free kindle books on amazon[hahiha] Don't know think my school wants us doing that on their iPads. we used to have free books app on our iPads, I loved reading H.G. Wells
[hahiha] War of the worlds, the invisible man, man in the moon, I was reading ten thousand leagues under the ocean, bit dull
[hahiha] Forgot to mention they removed the app
[hahiha] And forgot the book, The Island of Dr. Moraeu (don't know how to spell the name) which is my favorite
[hahiha] Do you want to here the most annoying sound in the world:
[hahiha] That part of the movie dumb and dumber was completely improv
[hahiha] 2001 was also a good book.....
[hahiha] What book do you think is better, The Island of Sr. Moraeu, or 2001: A Space Odysses?
[hahiha] Dr. Moraeu not Sr. Moraeu
[hahiha] If he was old the Leapoard man would've killed him
[hahiha] Are you guys there?
[hahiha] No? Just a kid typing to himself....
[hahiha] But I do have to say this is one of my best monologues
[hahiha] Heck I could be on the U.S. Senate and just talk for hours and hours and hours and hours, or could I?....
[hahiha] Hmmm....
[hahiha] Why am I projecting my thoughts onto a chat other people can see?
[13CGS] The real question is why not
[hahiha] Why or why not, that is the question I ask of thee.
[hahiha] Butt you are right, why are you not projecting your thoughts onto a chat other people can see.
[13CGS] I simply do not have any thought to cast other than you are great at monologues
[ayunli] yep
[hahiha] Why thank you, my mind tends to wander when unattended
[hahiha] Now I am thinking of bacon, I don't know why but I am thinking of bacon, my love bacon, she is a clumsy one and also quite pudgy with six necks, I plan on taking her out back one of these days
[hahiha] Pigs are fat, but hogs are fatter, but they are bother domesticated bore
[hahiha] Domestication makes things fat
[hahiha] The chicken used to be able to fly
[hahiha] But thanks to domestication, it is fat
[hahiha] People hate fat people, using there motorized wheelchairs scooting back and forth, like cows to slaughter
[hahiha] I think I am hungry
[hahiha] When you think of the saying, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." are you saying that if there was a horse just standing there, you would just start cutting into him, or are you saying that you are so hungry you are willing to dog if you were too lazy to get up from your couch.
[hahiha] The thought of sushi makes me sick, which reminds me, I had a fever of 100 Fahrenheit last week
[hahiha] Right after I got my braces too
[hahiha] Have you ever noticed that the main character in a book is never fat
[hahiha] That just shows how much people hate fat people
[hahiha] Especially when people write books for people that pretty much anyone can fit into
[hahiha] The secret is, describe them super vaguely like, "Oh darling ai like your bluefish, greenish, brownish eyes and your hip and there is an arm on either side of it."
[hahiha] I got that from a YouTube video ^
[hahiha] There are too many videos on YouTube, and Leonardo De Caprio needs a freaking Oscar already
[hahiha] I mean freaking Titanic, The Great Gatsby, and countless others that I don't remember.
[hahiha] Oh catch me if you can was a great movie
[hahiha] One of my friends has never seen any of the Star Wars videos
[hahiha] So me and a couple others were contemplating making him watch at least the original three
[hahiha] My local theatre once a year has a day where it is the lord of the rings trilogy (prologue discluded) I really want to watch that marathon, I loved the books and the movies, but I am too lazy to get up and change the DVDS every 3 hours so I can't marathon by myself
[hahiha] I have trouble marathoning on Netflix on my xBox 360 because I'm too lazy to turn the controller on, since I like to turn my controller off while watching Netflix to conserve batteries
[hahiha] I have freaking monologues for about 45 minutes, what is wrong with my life?
[13CGS] Nothing
[hahiha] Your right, what is wrong with your guys' life to read 45 minutes worth of monologue from a clearly crazy person?
[hahiha] Zs look crazy
[hahiha] Especially going from A to Z az, az, az ,az, az, az
[13CGS] Insanity is relative, and besides it's a pretty good monologue
[hahiha] good how? Even I haven't been following my own brain?
[13CGS] What one person thinks is insane another may view it as normal
[hahiha] But what about when you view your self as insane, you know, it seems a bit backwards, usually the person is insane in the membrane and they think they're normal
[hahiha] I view myself as insane when I'm sane
[13CGS] I have had thought processes that make me look crazy until I explain it to people
[13CGS] My brain likes to make alot of jumps from one topic to the other
[hahiha] My thought process just likes to jump to, I put in leads above so it would be easier to follow
[hahiha] Why don't we nuke ISIS in Syria, I mean we can always make more nukes, plus who is going to get pissed at us? ISIS.
[13CGS] Syria probably would along with the rest of the world
[hahiha] We're already bombing them, and the Brits are helping
[hahiha] What would it matter if one of those bombs was 40x t
[hahiha] 40x an atom bomb
[hahiha] It might create a little residuals radiation and fallout, but we might be able to live there again, in the far future
[hahiha] If not, that is why Syria's president deserves
[Magthere] And the collateral damage, plenty of civilians would be taken with them and that would just spawn the next generation of ISIS
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[13CGS] Hey, Grub
[admin] Hi
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[hahiha] The president of Syria is already doing that fighting the rebel group
[hahiha] Hello
[13CGS] How is your day going Grub?
[hahiha] Should I keep monologuing?
[13CGS] If you want, as I said it is a good monologue
[hahiha] Right know my mind needs to figure out, monologue, or converse
[13CGS] I'll probably be leaving soon seening as it's almost 2
[hahiha] An ode to braces when I first got them, "OUCH! Why the heck do you hurt so freaking much, who decided you could hurt my me!" And ode to braces
[hahiha] And now we play taps in the memory of Grammar. *Taps music plays*
[admin] Things are good. I am working on a new upgrade for the forum right now. Sorry if I am not saying much.
[hahiha] Oh grammar, there were many people in your Nazi party. They were hated, some were liked, but most were just hated. Oh grammar how we miss your rules in our language.
[13CGS] Thats fine, Hahiha provides entertainment on his own
[13CGS] By the way, do you know what the issue was with the Ocean Theme on the forum?
[hahiha] You used to rule with an Iron fist with your Nazi party followers enforcing your rules everywhere, but then came the dark days from which we never recovered with smart phones and texting, people tried to type as fast as the could to converse, but every time they did, grammar died a little inside. Grammar went in for a regular physical, but it turns out he had stage four brain tumor, which was terminal if people kept texting the way they did. Sadly enough people did even more often. Grammar died shortly after.
[hahiha] People don't like death, they think Ohhhh noooo it's too scary, then you die of the cold because you were a germophobe and never built an immune system. Sucks to be you right now
[hahiha] I personally just can't handle scary games, it' snot actually the game, it is the feeling of being utterly alone, that is why I only play horror games in a large group
[hahiha] Sorta like girls, like wth why are you always in a big group
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[aternox] Hey guys
[13CGS] Hey, Nox
[hahiha] Shshshshshhhhh, I'm monologuing
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[hahiha] Like srsly stp tlkng wtht vwls
[hahiha] And a freaking cappuccino or pumpkin spice latte, why not just buy a normal coffee and then load it up with a ton of cream and sugar
[hahiha] Like a normal person
[hahiha] Some girls at my school actually think crocs are in style, it' like, "when did I fall down a hole shading a rabbit?"
[hahiha] Chasing*
[hahiha] I started thinking of bacon again
[hahiha] That thick succulent bacon
[hahiha] With all that delicious fat
[hahiha] So juicy and delicious for all meals
[hahiha] I hear rabbit is taste likes chicken, or is the other way does chicken taste like rabbit? And who would kill a freaking bunny, people are monsters
[hahiha] You only kill domesticated animals like dogs and cats (go Vietnam!) I suppose you could also eat pigs, sheep, and cow
[hahiha] Imagine a sirloin, bacon, lamb, and ham kabob
[hahiha] I'do be fat after eating about two
[hahiha] Of course I'd eat 60 of them
[hahiha] Vegetarianism is bsaically committing genocide against plants
[hahiha] Basically*
[hahiha] I mean sure plants can't think as far as us humans can discern, but they are also living
[hahiha] We have animal cells, and plant cells, a cell is a living thing, and so plants live. Think about that next time you eat a salad you murderer.
[hahiha] How long have I been monologuing now, approximately 1 hour 20 minutes?
[hahiha] I suppose I can let others talk now
[aternox] I think I missed the start of your monologue, can you start from the begining again?
[hahiha] May I say my Monologue was very monotonous
[hahiha] It is a chat, you can read it back
[aternox] It's not the same though
[hahiha] Obvious attempt at making me go longer is obvious
