The Tanzoria Osiris Memorial

[Louisistan]

The Tanzoria Osiris Memorial

This is the Tanzoria Osiris Memorial. It commemorates the minor role Tanzoria played in the Osiris Conflict of 2011. We must never forget.

Curator of the Memorial is Louisistan
Memorial Butler: Barry

The Tanzoria Osiris Memorial Board consists of the following board members:
Chairman of the Board: Ater Nox
Deputy Chairwoman of the Board: Ayunli
Board Member: Lower Columbia
Board Member: Aersoldorf
Board Member: Boltor



Never forget!

[Tanzoria]

Why am I not a board member?
Also, tell us all the tale of the minor role I played

[Louisistan]

Because you are the person being commemorated. It's a conflict of interest.

The tale: You were on TITO deployment - everything else is classified.

[Tanzoria]

How is it not a conflict of interest for my enemies to be on the board?

[Louisistan]

Name one enemy of yours that's on the board.

[Tanzoria]

Lower Coulmbia, Aersoldorf and Boltor

[Louisistan]

Lower Columbia isn't actually you're enemy. He's just not accepting your claim to the throne. That has nothing to do with your involvement in the Osiris Conflict of 2011.
Aersoldorf is just looking out for you. He thinks you've gone astray. He's not really you're enemy.

Boltor ... yeah, okay, I'll give you that. But Ater Nox can call a vote to replace him with someone else if he has a replacement candidate lined up.

[Tanzoria]

I say they're all my enemies, so they are

[Louisistan]

Take it up with the chairman of the board. I'm just the curator.
You could also try and ask the Spam Foundation. They finance the memorial.

[Aersoldorf]

Did it involve spitting?

[Louisistan]

That would be classified.

[Aersoldorf]

He gave the entire enemy army Tanzbola and they committed seppuku

[Louisistan]

Apr 15, 2015 9:39:17 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

That would be classified.

... also illegal.

[Aersoldorf]

How is it classified - ineptitude or sheer dumb luck?

[Louisistan]

It's classified as Top Secret.

[Klopstock]

I haven't heard this story yet. And it seems I still won't!

[Louisistan]

You've got access to the TO cave. Just look up the Osiris Conflict of 2011

[Klopstock]

Apr 15, 2015 10:30:09 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

You've got access to the TO cave. Just look up the Osiris Conflict of 2011

Well I'm sure he was there. That wasn't what I asked, though:

Apr 15, 2015 10:28:42 GMT -5 Klopstock said:

I haven't heard this story yet.

What's the story?

Or is he being there the extent of the story?

[Aersoldorf]

There's no real story, it's a ploy to get everybody riled up

[Louisistan]

It says minor role. Isn't his presence a minor involvement?

[Aersoldorf]

It depends on whether he caused an epidemic or not

[Klopstock]

Apr 15, 2015 11:21:17 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

It says minor role. Isn't his presence a minor involvement?

Whenever a TITO nation deploys, they are never playing a "minor" role.

Unless they're deploying at minor update.

[Aersoldorf]

Come on now, he's carrying the Swami of Absurdistan to the Whoopie Cushion Marketplace, that's definitely not a minor role

[Louisistan]

Apr 15, 2015 11:56:04 GMT -5 Klopstock said:

Unless they're deploying at minor update.

In which case they play a major role

[Barry]

Apr 15, 2015 7:50:34 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Memorial Butler: Barry

*closly examines base of statue*

That better not be a real camel.

[Louisistan]

I doubt the Spam Foundation could afford a real camel.

[Boltor]

Why not?

[Aersoldorf]

The import tax maybe?

[Ater Nox]

I hereby dismiss Boltor from the board, demote Ayunli to Board member and appoint Tanzoria as Deputy Chairwoman of the Board

[Klopstock]

Apr 15, 2015 23:54:10 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

I hereby [ . . .] appoint Tanzoria as Deputy Chairwoman of the Board

How can he be the Deputy Chairwoman if he's a camel?